Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)

When you watch this video, you’re going to fall into one of two camps:

1) You will be a man and find yourself kicking yourself for not having found me before I met and married my husband; or,

2) You will be a woman and find yourself taking notes on how someone can be as glamorous and classy as I.

I’m just kidding, you’re going to think I’m a slovenly hillbilly with zero class and a complete lack of manners. If you do, the point will have been made.

For the record, I never realized this, but belching loudly is actually a really hard thing to do. At least for me.

Are you intrigued enough to watch the video?

Hurry up and watch before I lose my gumption and take it down. I mean the Internet is – like – forever-ever, and this is perhaps the most humiliating public display I have ever made, and on so many levels.

In case you missed the memo, I have another humor book coming out, March 1st. Prepare yourselves with this book trailer…

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Calling All Book Reviewing Bloggers…

MWABBUTTONS

… who don’t mind using the word “Bitch” in their blogs…

I’m looking for five, fine and fancy free bloggers to make a solid commitment to review my book, coming out on Tuesday, June 4th – My Wife’s A Bitch. As a part of the review, you’ll receive: a free, signed copy of the book for you to keep, a press packet, and a My Wife’s A Bitch Swag Pack.

The deal is that you have to post the review on your blog no later than June 30th.

If you are interested in doing a review, and getting all that cool stuff that comes along with doing it, please post your best contact information in the comments of *this blog post.* If there becomes an overwhelming amount of people interested, I’ll either increase the number of people doing reviews (and receiving the freebies too); or will choose reviewers on May 28th via Randomizer.org.

… and in case you missed the trailer…

There are few things you can get for $2.99 anymore…

…and my book is one of them!

Seriously, faithful blog followers. I engaged in so much snark and sass last year I thought that the only way to best assemble it all into one place would be to do so in an eBook. And it’s packed full of old as well as some new material too. For only $2.99, it’s a steal.

If you do not own a Kindle, you can still download it to a Kindle app on any of your smartphone, tablet, or computers; and if that even fails, you may still read it on the Kindle cloud drive directly online on your Amazon account.

So follow the link http://www.amazon.com/itch-Against-World-HeatherChristenaSchmidt-com-ebook/dp/B007D1QWWY/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_1 and buy the book! And thanks in advance your ongoing support of my writing. I truly hope you enjoy it as much as I do!