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Roses Are Red; Violets Are Blue; You Will Die A Terrible, Terrible Death

If you have been around this blog's block for a while, then you know I watch The Simpsons daily. I'm talking about reruns - we have roughly half the seasons on DVD and I watch them every night before bed, and also when I inevitably wake up at 3:13(ish) to ponder all of life's problems. I… Continue reading Roses Are Red; Violets Are Blue; You Will Die A Terrible, Terrible Death

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My Husband’s Movie Lover Mannerisms

So living and being married to someone that works in the film industry is ...an interesting place to be. There are all these subtle nuances I am supposed to adhere to. To respect. In other words: to tolerate. I can appreciate that my husband is proud of the work he does. And I can appreciate… Continue reading My Husband’s Movie Lover Mannerisms

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Three Signs He Isn’t Cheating On You

A lot of people think my husband cheats on me. They have for a long time. I can tell with some, by the looks they give me. You know them: the looks of pity that this poor woman is just so stupid she doesn't see what's really going on. Others outright tell me. Sometimes my… Continue reading Three Signs He Isn’t Cheating On You

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Top 6 Reasons Your Hubs Ain’t All That

Multiple times during the week, now, I am woken by some sort of tragic event going on in my bed. Sometimes it's my husband spreading out like the entire California King is needed to fan all of his parts - pushing me to the small edge on my side of the bed. Other times he… Continue reading Top 6 Reasons Your Hubs Ain’t All That

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Reasons I Am Unambiguously a 1950s Housewife

This post has sadly been removed due to publication and copyright laws. You can still read it, though, by buying B(itch) Against the World for unlimited viewing, plus more great and new posts from 2011. And it's only $2.99! Click the picture of the cover for more details!