California Lifestyle, Mom Life, Uncategorized

The Downsides Of Living With Your Elderly Parent

It's time. Time for me to break the silence. I've kept quiet about this for far too long. There are what I will call downsides of living with your elderly parent. Some of you may know about these because you've lived with an elderly parent. Some of you may have been born to older parents,… Continue reading The Downsides Of Living With Your Elderly Parent

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I Have Another Baby, and This One Is My Favorite

If you are a close and personal friend, or you follow me on any number of my social media outlets (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest - I'm a bit of an Internet whore), then you know I got a dog roughly two months ago. You would know this because my dog is basically all I've talked… Continue reading I Have Another Baby, and This One Is My Favorite

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Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)

When you watch this video, you're going to fall into one of two camps: 1) You will be a man and find yourself kicking yourself for not having found me before I met and married my husband; or, 2) You will be a woman and find yourself taking notes on how someone can be as… Continue reading Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)

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PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

Those of you that know me, or have been reading this blog for a while, know that I am not a fan of flatus jokes. You know what I'm talking about. I'm sure you make them all the time. Maybe you post comics on Facebook about blowing them under the covers; or you tell jokes… Continue reading PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

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We’ve Been Watching A Lot Of Documentaries Lately…

... and I'm not sure why. Maybe Netflix is starting to get more lame than usual. I mean they just took Planes, Trains, and Automobiles off the Instant Streaming - just how in the shit am I supposed to watch it at least once a week now? Really I think it's that we go in… Continue reading We’ve Been Watching A Lot Of Documentaries Lately…

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Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

Kidding. (Not kidding.) Okay you guys, my book was set to come out on Tuesday, June 4th. Tomorrow for me. Today at this point for some of you. Then I got an email today saying it would be delayed because of some bullshit on Amazon. I was so devastated. I threw myself around for about… Continue reading Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

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STFU Fridays: Inside Jokes

Seriously. Who over the age of five calls something an 'inside joke?' I'll tell you who: Motherfucking douches Motherfucking morons Motherfucking elitists Motherfucking hipsters I am sure there are more, and if you refer to things as an 'inside joke,' please excuse my bluntness when I say: it's about time you shut the fuck up.… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Inside Jokes