The Downsides Of Living With Your Elderly Parent

It’s time. Time for me to break the silence. I’ve kept quiet about this for far too long. There are what I will call downsides of living with your elderly … Continue reading The Downsides Of Living With Your Elderly Parent

I Have Another Baby, and This One Is My Favorite

If you are a close and personal friend, or you follow me on any number of my social media outlets (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest – I’m a bit of an … Continue reading I Have Another Baby, and This One Is My Favorite

Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)

When you watch this video, you’re going to fall into one of two camps: 1) You will be a man and find yourself kicking yourself for not having found me … Continue reading Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)

PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

Those of you that know me, or have been reading this blog for a while, know that I am not a fan of flatus jokes. You know what I’m talking … Continue reading PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

We’ve Been Watching A Lot Of Documentaries Lately…

… and I’m not sure why. Maybe Netflix is starting to get more lame than usual. I mean they just took Planes, Trains, and Automobiles off the Instant Streaming – … Continue reading We’ve Been Watching A Lot Of Documentaries Lately…

Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

Kidding. (Not kidding.) Okay you guys, my book was set to come out on Tuesday, June 4th. Tomorrow for me. Today at this point for some of you. Then I … Continue reading Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

STFU Fridays: Inside Jokes

Seriously. Who over the age of five calls something an ‘inside joke?’ I’ll tell you who: Motherfucking douches Motherfucking morons Motherfucking elitists Motherfucking hipsters I am sure there are more, … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Inside Jokes

Talking to Your Husband About Your Period

There he is. Poor Nick. My husband. Smelling the inside of a maxi-pad. This was during one of our many talks about my period. My husband – like many – … Continue reading Talking to Your Husband About Your Period

A Merry Cantankerous Christmas To You

Have I mentioned to all of you faithful blog followers before that I hate the holidays? The spending and the family and the lines and the gimme-gimme-gimme-what’d-you-get-mes… it is all … Continue reading A Merry Cantankerous Christmas To You

STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?

Hah! I fucking wish! If I were 25 I’d be young, spry, and free of my four gray hairs. I would slap the shit out of myself for being so … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?