4 Things I Wish I Hadn’t Said the Moment I Said Them

I have got to be the snarkiest, most foul-mouthed person I know. Seriously. There are so many times that something comes out of my mouth and I am like “oh my God, I can’t believe I just said that.” Really, I know many of us feel this way; and I have worked really hard to…

So … I guess I was right about that whole hooker thing

Well, I’ve been sitting on this one for well over a week, faithful blog followers – and now that Mother’s Day and my Trailer Trash Mom are behind us, I can tell you the wonderful news I received last week. Apparently, I was right about that whole hooker nail salon thing. Some of you have…

Pretzels and Hairy Legs, Another Day With the Korean Hooker Hostage

So I’ve decided, faithful blog followers, after this – our fourth installation of the Korean Hooker Hostage – I’m going to now have to go to a different nail salon and see if this is just normal behavior for these places. Today was my biweekly appointment. I showed up and there were no other customers…

Tawdry One replaces Korean Hooker Hostage as Nail Salon Ho-bag!

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