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By Heather Christena Schmidt September 4, 2012September 4, 2012

Party Peeves

We went to a couple family parties this weekend. One was a Labor Day bar-b-que – which was relatively mild; the other was a family dinner in honor of the … Continue reading Party Peeves

By Heather Christena Schmidt August 3, 2012

My local taco shack now serves douchesauce

Yes, that’s right: you faithful blog followers are getting a double dose of the B(itch) today for I have come to something of an epitome that cannot wait to be … Continue reading My local taco shack now serves douchesauce

By Heather Christena Schmidt May 23, 2012May 23, 2012

Lessons on Being Cool From the 22 Year Old Verizon Employees At Chuck E Cheese

So I was at Chuck E. Cheese today, and as if I wasn’t already getting my daily dose of “hell on Earth” just by being there, a pack of about … Continue reading Lessons on Being Cool From the 22 Year Old Verizon Employees At Chuck E Cheese

By Heather Christena Schmidt May 19, 2012

Conversations With Nick

I feel bad for my husband sometimes. Not only does he have a terribly dysfunctional job situation (works far from home, works too many hours, etc); and has the likes … Continue reading Conversations With Nick