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15 Things That Keep Away The Crazy

I think we all know that I'm a little off. By off, I of course mean batty; and by batty I'm trying to beat around the bush of insanity. And while I haven't been dragged off in the ol' straight jacket just yet, I probably should be. Being a Stay At Home Mom that homeschools… Continue reading 15 Things That Keep Away The Crazy

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My Complete List of (Planned) 2013 Failures

Do you like setting yourself up for failure? I sure know I do. I used to think that if I never tried at anything, then I would never fail. Then I realized that never trying was in a sense failing too, so I started trying but realized that if I were to succeed then I… Continue reading My Complete List of (Planned) 2013 Failures

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STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?

Hah! I fucking wish! If I were 25 I'd be young, spry, and free of my four gray hairs. I would slap the shit out of myself for being so naive and idealistic about the world and politics and how great society is too. (And I'd probably save myself the trouble that turned out to… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?

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Fall Makes Me Homesick

Therefore, it needs to end now. I got really into fall at first. I do every year. I got the pumpkins. And the goards and shit. Halloween was a big fucking fiasco of costumes and events and more events and hayrides. I've baked tons of pumpkin-flavored things, and will bake more. We're even hosting a… Continue reading Fall Makes Me Homesick

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My Complete List of Guilty Pleasures

Well, faithful blog followers, this afternoon I saw the commercial for Paranormal Activity 4 and I was again reminded that I have a whole entire list of guilty pleasures, the Paranormal Activity movies being one of them. Although, while the majority of people's guilty pleasures typically involve some sort of hedonistic pleasure - people getting… Continue reading My Complete List of Guilty Pleasures

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9 Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Something Made Out of Whole Wheat Flour

This morning I went to the kitchen to make breakfast. I haven't been grocery shopping in quite a few days, though, so the options were sparse. There were no eggs left, after I baked a double batch of cupcakes for an old professor's surprise party last night. There was no cereal left I took interest… Continue reading 9 Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Something Made Out of Whole Wheat Flour

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Four Parenting Lessons I Learned From My Mom

People sometimes tell me I look at the negative side of everything. I always think it's funny when they say that, though, because it is only through being honest with yourself about a situation that you can make it better. Haven't you ever gone to a wedding and thought to yourself "jeez, I'd never do… Continue reading Four Parenting Lessons I Learned From My Mom