People always look at me like I'm a complete moron when I tell them that I like the cold. As in cold outside, you know: snow, sleet, wind chill. I get jealous when I see that there are blizzards going on somewhere in the world. I live in California. Particularly, Southern California. We have one… Continue reading I Like The Cold
My husband was born and raised in California. I know, puke. He went to college in California. He works in California's biggest industry. Except for a couple of family vacations and bro-rific Vegas trips (double puke), he's hardly been anywhere else. On a daily basis, I am reminded just how much of a Californian he… Continue reading 7 Ways I Know I’m Married To A Californian
So we ran a couple of errands tonight. Those errands included: dropping a frozen turkey off at my dad's house for Easter Sunday, getting the guinea pig birthday presents for his first birthday (coming up this Monday), and to CVS to get dish soap. I know. Big night for the B(itch) family. As I was… Continue reading Good News! The Porn Industry Is Coming To My Town!!
This morning I woke up and looked on Facebook, wasting time while trying to figure out (like usual) how exactly to get through the day. Much to my happiness, the "I fucking love science" page shared a quote that could not be anymore relevant and important, both to my day and us as a society:… Continue reading STFU Fridays, with our special guest: STFU Socrates
I am from Chicago. I am not from Los Angeles. There is no way in hell I am going to be a Los Angeles fan. That means I do not like the Dodgers. I do not like the Angels either. Further, I cannot stand the Lakers (especially Kobe). The Kings are somewhat innocuous to me,… Continue reading Dodger Fan Douchecan
