People always look at me like I’m a complete moron when I tell them that I like the cold. As in cold outside, you know: snow, sleet, wind chill. I … Continue reading I Like The Cold
My husband was born and raised in California. I know, puke. He went to college in California. He works in California’s biggest industry. Except for a couple of family vacations … Continue reading 7 Ways I Know I’m Married To A Californian
So we ran a couple of errands tonight. Those errands included: dropping a frozen turkey off at my dad’s house for Easter Sunday, getting the guinea pig birthday presents for … Continue reading Good News! The Porn Industry Is Coming To My Town!!
This morning I woke up and looked on Facebook, wasting time while trying to figure out (like usual) how exactly to get through the day. Much to my happiness, the … Continue reading STFU Fridays, with our special guest: STFU Socrates
I am from Chicago. I am not from Los Angeles. There is no way in hell I am going to be a Los Angeles fan. That means I do not … Continue reading Dodger Fan Douchecan