Valentine's Day is this week. ARE YOU READY? Someone said this to me today when I was picking up my kids from tennis. I smiled and nodded, and said "what about you?!" In reality, I should have said "Dafuq? Ready for WHAT?" Valentine's Day, traditionally, is a huge disappointment for me. Most years, my husband… Continue reading Dinner For One
Just the other day, I went to my husband's work. I don't often go, but when I do I always like to move things around. He works in film, so they have a lot of equipment - I especially like to fuck with that stuff. I make sure to spill things all over the machines… Continue reading An Open Letter To My Husband, Regarding Our Home
So I think I'm about to lose a lot of you as faithful blog followers. I say that because I've been thinking about the concept of the pregnancy announcement, and I think my feelings about it will hit way more home than some of you want. Get over it. This is my blog. My opinions.… Continue reading 3 People You Should Hide Your Early Pregnancy From
Quite frankly, I think they're fucking stupid. Please don't take this the wrong way if you do the blogger award thing, or if you do that daily list of tagging all the people you think are just fantastic on Facebook. I don't think you are stupid. And I very much appreciate when people have thought… Continue reading My Thoughts on Blogger Awards and Facebook Shout Outs
Let's not beat around the bush, here: I've been around the block a time or two. No, I'm not saying "been around the block" in the sense that I've whored around and probably carry enough STDs to make a scientist at the World Health Organization salivate with the possibility of using my disease combinations to… Continue reading Relationship Commandments
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Right now - at this very moment - there is a bridal shower going on in the neighbor's backyard. Besides the obvious annoyance of the fact that the street is completely overrun by cars and SUVs parked in front of people's driveways (rude, much?), the party has grown to be so loud that I would… Continue reading Five Marriage Myths Debunked