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By Heather Christena Schmidt February 8, 2019January 18, 2021

We Need To Talk About Kristen Bell’s Menstrual Cup

Um. So. I logged onto Facebook this morning, and AGAIN Parent’s magazine threw me for a loop. That makes two days in a row that I felt wronged by them. … Continue reading We Need To Talk About Kristen Bell’s Menstrual Cup

By Heather Christena Schmidt November 27, 2011November 27, 2011

Forget About Family

Here is what I hate the most about the holidays. It isn’t the blatant lack of cultural knowledge of what the holidays actually represent. It isn’t the materialism that bleeds … Continue reading Forget About Family

By Heather Christena Schmidt October 18, 2011

Stop Being Such a Psy

I’m not a fan of the p-word, but I feel it is in order at this point. Stop being such a p*s*y! Who am I referring to, you might ask? … Continue reading Stop Being Such a P*s*y

By Heather Christena Schmidt July 16, 2011

Reasons #Carmaggedon Could Be A.K.A. Yuppy-fest 2011

It’s my worst nightmare come true: a festival of yuppies, hipsters, and yupsters banding together in a festival of – dare I say – epic proportions. That’s right, it’s Carmaggedon. … Continue reading Reasons #Carmaggedon Could Be A.K.A. Yuppy-fest 2011