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Mom. Writer. Misanthrope. Politico.

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Tag: memoir

By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on April 4, 2013April 4, 2013

How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps

I’m at that time in the month when I really want to have a baby. My period just stopped. The hormones have yet to get back to normal, though, because … Continue reading How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps

Categories: UncategorizedTags: babies, birth, birth control, birthing, blogging, blogging books, book releases, book signings, books, children, comedy, comedy for moms, expecting, free, free stuff, giveaway, humor, kids, life, lifestyle, memoir, mom, mom blog, mom humor, mommy, moms, new books, parenting, parents, pregnancy, pregnant, surviving on cynicism and misanthropy, what to expect when expecting, writing
By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on October 24, 2012

Buy My Memoir, Or Else I’ll…

… hunt you down and show you a picture of a cow giving birth to a pig. Okay, I guess I’ve already done that now. Gross, huh? … cry all … Continue reading Buy My Memoir, Or Else I’ll…

Categories: UncategorizedTags: blog, blogging, book, book release, book trailer, books, childhood, comedy, coming of age, coming of age stories, humor, life, memoir, memoir writing, mom blog, mom blogging, publications, reading, satire, writing
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