Funeral Fails
So I mentioned almost two weeks ago (the last time I blogged, actually): my grandpa passed away on February 6th. It’s been very difficult to get through it – my … Continue reading Funeral Fails
Tag: misanthrope
My Day With the Local-Yocals
My husband always tells me that I look at the negative side of things. My response is typically “well, what positives can YOU find?!” – but then I invariably go … Continue reading My Day With the Local-Yocals
Wacky Wednesday: Private Posts, Old Man Hit and Run, and a Bank Confrontation
I’ve got a lot to say today, b(itch)es; and I’ve had a lot of tacos and a lot to drink. Let’s get to it before a barf and/or pass out. … Continue reading Wacky Wednesday: Private Posts, Old Man Hit and Run, and a Bank Confrontation
This B(itch) is giving away something free…
That’s right, I’m having a giveaway … not a big one, but one nonetheless. Share this and my blog with your friends for a chance to win a $25 iTunes … Continue reading This B(itch) is giving away something free…
5 (More) Pet Peeves: Home Edition
We live in an apartment complex of some couple hundred places. There are town homes, condos, and apartments of all sizes. When we moved here – just in November of … Continue reading 5 (More) Pet Peeves: Home Edition
People I Do Not Like In My Community
I’m tempted to make this post just one word. Imagine it, you’d open it up and all it would read would be: Everyone. But that wouldn’t be entirely true. I … Continue reading People I Do Not Like In My Community
Vacation Wrap Up: Back to Reality
Of course by “back to reality” I mean that I am a rampant bitch again. Like I said in my blogged vacation reports, I felt super nice again when I … Continue reading Vacation Wrap Up: Back to Reality
Vacation Report One: Misanthrope Does Not Stop at Los Angeles
I really and truly thought I was just a misanthropic, foul-mouthed bitch because of my surroundings. As much as I knew (and people told me) that the underside of humanity … Continue reading Vacation Report One: Misanthrope Does Not Stop at Los Angeles
There are few things you can get for $2.99 anymore…
…and my book is one of them! Seriously, faithful blog followers. I engaged in so much snark and sass last year I thought that the only way to best assemble … Continue reading There are few things you can get for $2.99 anymore…
Reason #123 why I shouldn’t be allowed to raise children…
… is of course that they turn into me. My darling Pookie home schools and so never gets much exposure outside of daily ME. Being gifted and stuck in a … Continue reading Reason #123 why I shouldn’t be allowed to raise children…
The Kardashians
Am I the only person on the planet that isn’t a fan of the Kardashians? Â I mean, it’s cool to say they’re overindulgent whorelets and all … but in the … Continue reading The Kardashians
Post 100 Coming Soon
Well hello, faithful blog followers! In just a few more posts, I will reach #100 … this is a special, special day (in my world at least). It should be … Continue reading Post 100 Coming Soon
Heather Christena Schmidt 