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[Just A Long Post About Laundry]

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH. We need to talk about laundry. I don't know about you guys, but laundry is probably going to be the thing that does me in. Honestly. It's not the cooking, which I loathe and yet find myself spending about three hours a day doing. It's not the cleaning, which - again - I'm not… Continue reading [Just A Long Post About Laundry]

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Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

Kidding. (Not kidding.) Okay you guys, my book was set to come out on Tuesday, June 4th. Tomorrow for me. Today at this point for some of you. Then I got an email today saying it would be delayed because of some bullshit on Amazon. I was so devastated. I threw myself around for about… Continue reading Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

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How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps

I'm at that time in the month when I really want to have a baby. My period just stopped. The hormones have yet to get back to normal, though, because it's really the last day of the cycle - so I'm weepy about it too. My ovaries are getting ramped up to fire out another… Continue reading How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps

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Saying Goodbye to Summer

I don't mean "saying goodbye to summer" as in it's nice and cool and you can all break out your Uggs and seven-layered scarves and crap. No, no - as I sit here and think about changing my shirt since the boob sweat has now soaked through - no, I don't mean that. I mean… Continue reading Saying Goodbye to Summer