mom humor – Heather Christena Schmidt

By Heather Christena Schmidt January 31, 2019January 18, 2021

[Just A Long Post About Laundry]

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH. We need to talk about laundry. I don’t know about you guys, but laundry is probably going to be the thing that does me in. Honestly. It’s not the … Continue reading [Just A Long Post About Laundry]

By Heather Christena Schmidt June 3, 2013June 4, 2013

Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

Kidding. (Not kidding.) Okay you guys, my book was set to come out on Tuesday, June 4th. Tomorrow for me. Today at this point for some of you. Then I … Continue reading Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

By Heather Christena Schmidt April 4, 2013April 4, 2013

How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps

I’m at that time in the month when I really want to have a baby. My period just stopped. The hormones have yet to get back to normal, though, because … Continue reading How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps

By Heather Christena Schmidt August 13, 2012

Saying Goodbye to Summer

I don’t mean “saying goodbye to summer” as in it’s nice and cool and you can all break out your Uggs and seven-layered scarves and crap. No, no – as … Continue reading Saying Goodbye to Summer