My birthday is coming up and the craziest thing has been happening: I’ve been telling people I’m turning a year older than I am actually turning. Either it’s the old … Continue reading I’m Offended. Here’s Why You Should Care.
Nope. I just don’t. I just don’t care anymore. I don’t give a fig. For far too long, I’ve cared far too much. I’ve worried about what people thought of … Continue reading I Just Don’t Care Anymore
I ask myself often: do I live in the ghetto? No, not really. I live in the suburbs. But as time has gone on, and we’ve moved from one nice … Continue reading Am I Destined To Live In the Ghetto?
I was called an idiot over social media today. Facebook. Comments. Big surprise. I had commented on one of the hundreds of articles shared this week regarding the death of … Continue reading We Need To Talk About Cecil
If I live a long life, I imagine myself to be like one of those old people in the movies – the narrators, the storytellers. You know, they always have … Continue reading The Dress is White and Gold, and By the Way It’s Also the End Of the World As We Know It
I’ve had to do far too much supporting of others lately, and it has taken a toll on me. Keeping my mouth shut and my opinions to myself has pent … Continue reading Being Supportive Does Not Always Make You A Good Person
Unless you live under a rock, or the only news you read yesterday was about how many models Leonardo di Caprio left a recent party with (the answer to that … Continue reading The Pen Is Not Mightier Than the Sword If It Is Silenced Forever. (On Charlie Hebdo.)
Unless you live under a rock, or are involved in a much more catastrophic, international crisis (like the one going on over in Iraq; yeah – hello – did people … Continue reading WWRWD? (What Would Robin Williams Do?)
…didn’t see that one coming, did you guys? To be fair, neither did I. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me first tell you all about how I got … Continue reading I watched Ricki Lake poop out a baby tonight…
You guys remember last week I was whining and bitching about how hardly anyone ate my appetizers, which I stated on more than one occasion I would be making and … Continue reading Dear Friends and Family, I Apologize For My Crap Cooking
I don’t believe in New Years Resolutions. Never have. The crux of my argument is simple: if I want to be a better person in X area, I should just … Continue reading Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)
HA! Okay, first: I don’t hate gays. I love the gays. I love the straights too. I am a straight, I have a bagillion gay and lesbian friends. An old … Continue reading I Hate Gays Because FREE SPEECH; or, Why We Should All Get Over The Duck Dynasty Fad Already
Heather Christena Schmidt 