morality – Heather Christena Schmidt

By Heather Christena Schmidt July 21, 2022July 21, 2022

And Just Like That, I’m Back Home

I haven’t posted on here in well over a month – not a matter of writer’s block or dearth of content, but the fact that we moved. Back home. Not … Continue reading And Just Like That, I’m Back Home

By Heather Christena Schmidt April 1, 2019January 18, 2021

I’m Offended. Here’s Why You Should Care.

My birthday is coming up and the craziest thing has been happening: I’ve been telling people I’m turning a year older than I am actually turning. Either it’s the old … Continue reading I’m Offended. Here’s Why You Should Care.

By Heather Christena Schmidt November 4, 2015May 9, 2016

I Just Don’t Care Anymore

Nope. I just don’t. I just don’t care anymore. I don’t give a fig. For far too long, I’ve cared far too much. I’ve worried about what people thought of … Continue reading I Just Don’t Care Anymore

By Heather Christena Schmidt September 22, 2015May 9, 2016

Am I Destined To Live In the Ghetto?

I ask myself often: do I live in the ghetto? No, not really. I live in the suburbs. But as time has gone on, and we’ve moved from one nice … Continue reading Am I Destined To Live In the Ghetto?

By Heather Christena Schmidt July 29, 2015May 10, 2016

We Need To Talk About Cecil

I was called an idiot over social media today. Facebook. Comments. Big surprise. I had commented on one of the hundreds of articles shared this week regarding the death of … Continue reading We Need To Talk About Cecil

By Heather Christena Schmidt February 27, 2015May 10, 2016

The Dress is White and Gold, and By the Way It’s Also the End Of the World As We Know It

If I live a long life, I imagine myself to be like one of those old people in the movies – the narrators, the storytellers. You know, they always have … Continue reading The Dress is White and Gold, and By the Way It’s Also the End Of the World As We Know It

By Heather Christena Schmidt February 5, 2015May 10, 2016

Being Supportive Does Not Always Make You A Good Person

I’ve had to do far too much supporting of others lately, and it has taken a toll on me. Keeping my mouth shut and my opinions to myself has pent … Continue reading Being Supportive Does Not Always Make You A Good Person

By Heather Christena Schmidt January 8, 2015May 10, 2016

The Pen Is Not Mightier Than the Sword If It Is Silenced Forever. (On Charlie Hebdo.)

Unless you live under a rock, or the only news you read yesterday was about how many models Leonardo di Caprio left a recent party with (the answer to that … Continue reading The Pen Is Not Mightier Than the Sword If It Is Silenced Forever. (On Charlie Hebdo.)

By Heather Christena Schmidt August 12, 2014August 12, 2014

WWRWD? (What Would Robin Williams Do?)

Unless you live under a rock, or are involved in a much more catastrophic, international crisis (like the one going on over in Iraq; yeah – hello – did people … Continue reading WWRWD? (What Would Robin Williams Do?)

By Heather Christena Schmidt March 8, 2014March 9, 2014

I watched Ricki Lake poop out a baby tonight…

…didn’t see that one coming, did you guys? To be fair, neither did I. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me first tell you all about how I got … Continue reading I watched Ricki Lake poop out a baby tonight…

By Heather Christena Schmidt February 10, 2014

Dear Friends and Family, I Apologize For My Crap Cooking

You guys remember last week I was whining and bitching about how hardly anyone ate my appetizers, which I stated on more than one occasion I would be making and … Continue reading Dear Friends and Family, I Apologize For My Crap Cooking

By Heather Christena Schmidt December 30, 2013

Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)

I don’t believe in New Years Resolutions. Never have. The crux of my argument is simple: if I want to be a better person in X area, I should just … Continue reading Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)