No One Understands What It Means To Have Toddlers (Or Just Kids In General) Anymore

I’m not sure what the reason is for it, but it’s as if no one remembers or understands what it means to have toddlers (or just kids in general) anymore. … Continue reading No One Understands What It Means To Have Toddlers (Or Just Kids In General) Anymore

Oh the perspective a lunch date with a dead cow can give…

  I’m in Texas, and if there is one thing I have learned in my four days here, it’s that the Texans like their meats. We don’t eat meat very … Continue reading Oh the perspective a lunch date with a dead cow can give…

After Today, Someone Needs To Nominate Me For Mother of the Year

That’s a literary device we in the professional writing world call: sarcasm. Look it up, you will find it to be a delicious way to poke fun at others. Or … Continue reading After Today, Someone Needs To Nominate Me For Mother of the Year

So I haven’t technically worn a bra since October…

Ah, where to begin… We went to Disneyland in October. I really hate Disneyland, and what I hate the most is that I have to wear regular clothing for a … Continue reading So I haven’t technically worn a bra since October…

How This Halloween Has Taught Me to Be Less Of An Overachiever

For the last couple of weeks, I have been totally not feeling it with Halloween. This isn’t normal for me. I’m not like one of those weirdos that obsesses over … Continue reading How This Halloween Has Taught Me to Be Less Of An Overachiever

Trials and Tribulations of My Trailer Trash Mom’s Family

Ugh… So we went to my grandmother’s 85th birthday party yesterday. It was at the assisted living facility she and my grandfather live in – near our place, so not … Continue reading Trials and Tribulations of My Trailer Trash Mom’s Family

Does Dad Ever Know Best?

  Short answer: no. Long answer: sometimes. Before you dads out there get all your tails wadded up inside your assholes over how much I’m emasculating you, let me be … Continue reading Does Dad Ever Know Best?

5 Reasons Housewives Are Losers

So today I was just sitting here at home, worrying about what kind of cupcakes to bake for my book club Tuesday night, when I logged onto Facebook and saw … Continue reading 5 Reasons Housewives Are Losers