No One Understands What It Means To Have Toddlers (Or Just Kids In General) Anymore

I’m not sure what the reason is for it, but it’s as if no one remembers or understands what it means to have toddlers (or just kids in general) anymore. … Continue reading No One Understands What It Means To Have Toddlers (Or Just Kids In General) Anymore

My Maternal Instinct Has No Kill Switch

My mother used to tell me that “they say once you have kids, your maternal instinct never goes away.” I suppose this could help to explain why a lot of … Continue reading My Maternal Instinct Has No Kill Switch

I watched Ricki Lake poop out a baby tonight…

…didn’t see that one coming, did you guys? To be fair, neither did I. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me first tell you all about how I got … Continue reading I watched Ricki Lake poop out a baby tonight…

Yes, I Judged A Kid Today. I’ll Do It Again Tomorrow.

I am a believer in a lot of things. They range from really stupid things, like what color nail polish is appropriate to wear to a funeral (the answer is: … Continue reading Yes, I Judged A Kid Today. I’ll Do It Again Tomorrow.

What You Should Do The Next Time Someone Calls You A Bad Mom

The last twenty-four hours have been a little bit surreal for me. I’m not sure why – as my husband said just this evening, weird events mixed with our usual … Continue reading What You Should Do The Next Time Someone Calls You A Bad Mom

The Main Reason You Should Never Use My Bathrooms

I have two bathrooms. One is the kid bathroom, which is decorated with this cute kid-ish nature wall art. The other is our bathroom, which has nature stuff all around … Continue reading The Main Reason You Should Never Use My Bathrooms

Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story

Those of you that follow me on Twitter and Facebook (if you aren’t, well why the hell not?) have seen me bitching and griping all morning about how my mom … Continue reading Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story

Does Dad Ever Know Best?

  Short answer: no. Long answer: sometimes. Before you dads out there get all your tails wadded up inside your assholes over how much I’m emasculating you, let me be … Continue reading Does Dad Ever Know Best?