My husband works in film. Well, sort of. He works for a multimedia marketing firm that makes trailers, sizzles, and other promotional materials for upcoming movies (including those dumb, digital billboards you see at the mall). He's in the Disney division, so basically Disney movies have been forever ruined for us - not that he's… Continue reading The 6 Stages of Watching Movies With My Husband
...didn't see that one coming, did you guys? To be fair, neither did I. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me first tell you all about how I got into the position to see Ricki Lake poop out the baby to begin with. Today began like any other Saturday. Of course my husband was… Continue reading I watched Ricki Lake poop out a baby tonight…
... and I'm not sure why. Maybe Netflix is starting to get more lame than usual. I mean they just took Planes, Trains, and Automobiles off the Instant Streaming - just how in the shit am I supposed to watch it at least once a week now? Really I think it's that we go in… Continue reading We’ve Been Watching A Lot Of Documentaries Lately…
So living and being married to someone that works in the film industry is ...an interesting place to be. There are all these subtle nuances I am supposed to adhere to. To respect. In other words: to tolerate. I can appreciate that my husband is proud of the work he does. And I can appreciate… Continue reading My Husband’s Movie Lover Mannerisms
I am going to be honest with you faithful blog followers. I really and truly had no idea what the whole hub-bub was about with Ryan Gosling. Sure he's hot. He has that patch on his abs that makes a woman salivate. But I never got the whole "hey girl..." meme. I never understood what… Continue reading Take Me, Ryan Gosling! Take Me Here and Now!!
For this week's Shut the Fuck Up Fridays, I'd like to address people that give bad advice. Have you ever been given bad advice? I've been given plenty of it. Sometimes I'm smart enough to know that it's bad advice, and so I ignore it. Other times I'm either tricked or my brain is so… Continue reading This Week’s STFU: People That Give Bad Advice
So last night I was still not giving much of a shit about parenting or cleaning up like a slave or anything, so I decided my husband and I should watch a movie on Netflix to bide the time until we went to bed and began another night of trying to abuse each other with… Continue reading Christmas (sort of) in July