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I Can’t Believe I Have To Explain This To You People; How “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and “The Little Mermaid” Have Proven Our Cultural Ignorance

I remember the first time I heard the song "Baby It's Cold Outside." I was riding in the car with my mother. It was Christmastime, I was visiting her in Seattle as I always did for the holidays. We were on our way to some dive bar, where she would hang out in the bar… Continue reading I Can’t Believe I Have To Explain This To You People; How “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and “The Little Mermaid” Have Proven Our Cultural Ignorance

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We’ve Been Watching A Lot Of Documentaries Lately…

... and I'm not sure why. Maybe Netflix is starting to get more lame than usual. I mean they just took Planes, Trains, and Automobiles off the Instant Streaming - just how in the shit am I supposed to watch it at least once a week now? Really I think it's that we go in… Continue reading We’ve Been Watching A Lot Of Documentaries Lately…

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Miley Cyrus Mom Wars, RIP Agamemnon, and Please Vote For Me

There is no overlying theme of this blog post, really. Just things I need to blather on about, as I sit here engorging on my salad and informing my family about how yummy the sprouts are in it, which I realize is just more proof I'm becoming a California hippy. Before I punch myself in… Continue reading Miley Cyrus Mom Wars, RIP Agamemnon, and Please Vote For Me

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STFU Fridays: It Ain’t No Harlem Shake

The Harlem Shake: another cultural phenomena that makes any of us with an IQ over that of a banana cringe. It's another Gangham Style, or series of photos where people plank in weird places. It's stupid. It's pointless. It reeks of a culture that is easily entertained and entirely moronic. And what's really fun about… Continue reading STFU Fridays: It Ain’t No Harlem Shake