Christmas Cuntkies

Hey Christmas: go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself with your stupid lights and stupid expectations and your stupid overspending and your stupid cookies. Seriously. Just go away already. Alright, I’m … Continue reading Christmas Cuntkies

A Hootin’ and A Hollerin’ Hillbilly Brawl Garage Sale

So as I mentioned yesterday, we are housesitting for my dad. Sort of as a last minute decision, we decided to have a garage sale of our things we wanted … Continue reading A Hootin’ and A Hollerin’ Hillbilly Brawl Garage Sale

The Day My Trailer Trash Mom Went Insane

I know I’ve already put up a post today, but this really deserved it’s own, separate discussion with all you faithful blog followers. For this will forever go down in … Continue reading The Day My Trailer Trash Mom Went Insane

My Trailer Trash Mom, Part Deux – the Trailer Was Destroyed

So my Trailer Trash Mom’s trailer was apparently destroyed yesterday. I think I mentioned to all you faithful blog followers last week that my mom is married to a hillbilly … Continue reading My Trailer Trash Mom, Part Deux – the Trailer Was Destroyed