Porking My Way To My Past

Okay, before you all get your panties in a bunch over the fact that I used the term “porking” in the title of this blog, consider first what I do … Continue reading Porking My Way To My Past

Profile of a Douche

By douche, I of course mean a member of the male persuasion who has a natural propensity to being an asshole.  I do not mean that thing you irrigate parts … Continue reading Profile of a Douche

I’m a loser, baby

If you’re like me, any thought of the 90s is immediately accompanied by a music flashback to Beck’s Loser.  I have many-a-fond memories of kicking back in high school and … Continue reading I’m a loser, baby

The World Does Not Stop…

I’m not quite sure why this has happened, but more and more it seems that people have this weird idea that the world stops just because [fill in the blank] … Continue reading The World Does Not Stop…

What I will do if your kid screams in my face or hits me again …

Long title, eh?  Almost as long as my day. Today was another one of marathon activities:  swim class, bubble baths, errands, art classes, and a puppet show at the library. … Continue reading What I will do if your kid screams in my face or hits me again …

Dear Grocery Store Lady,

The following is an open letter to that annoying bitch that is always at the grocery store when I am there.  She occasionally is old, sometimes young; she always pisses … Continue reading Dear Grocery Store Lady,