Porking My Way To My Past
Okay, before you all get your panties in a bunch over the fact that I used the term “porking” in the title of this blog, consider first what I do … Continue reading Porking My Way To My Past
Tag: narcissism
Profile of a Douche
By douche, I of course mean a member of the male persuasion who has a natural propensity to being an asshole. I do not mean that thing you irrigate parts … Continue reading Profile of a Douche
What It Implies When You Have No Profile Picture
DISCLAIMER: This post is sure to offend anyone and everyone, and quite frankly I don’t care. I’ve been storing this one in the deepest, darkest caverns of my brain for … Continue reading What It Implies When You Have No Profile Picture
I’m a loser, baby
If you’re like me, any thought of the 90s is immediately accompanied by a music flashback to Beck’s Loser. I have many-a-fond memories of kicking back in high school and … Continue reading I’m a loser, baby
The World Does Not Stop…
I’m not quite sure why this has happened, but more and more it seems that people have this weird idea that the world stops just because [fill in the blank] … Continue reading The World Does Not Stop…
What I will do if your kid screams in my face or hits me again …
Long title, eh? Almost as long as my day. Today was another one of marathon activities: swim class, bubble baths, errands, art classes, and a puppet show at the library. … Continue reading What I will do if your kid screams in my face or hits me again …
Dear Grocery Store Lady,
The following is an open letter to that annoying bitch that is always at the grocery store when I am there. She occasionally is old, sometimes young; she always pisses … Continue reading Dear Grocery Store Lady,
SHUT UP
Sorry, that’s a bit bold, but I really think there are a lot of people that just need to hear that. SHUT UP. In all seriousness, here’s the deal: … Continue reading SHUT UP
Birthers
The origins of mankind trace back millions of years. Millions. Since the Industrial Revolution, the world population has boomed exponentially. Today, it is estimated that nearly every minute, another human … Continue reading Birthers
Heather Christena Schmidt 