California Lifestyle, Pregnancy and Babies, Suburbia, Uncategorized

I’m Offended. Here’s Why You Should Care.

My birthday is coming up and the craziest thing has been happening: I've been telling people I'm turning a year older than I am actually turning. Either it's the old age, or the fact that my husband just turned that age (he's a year older than me). But I've been doing it. The fact is:… Continue reading I’m Offended. Here’s Why You Should Care.

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Liar Liar, Pants on Fire

I find the amount people in this world that lie without even having to think about it to be absolutely astonishing.  And disturbing.  When I tell a lie - even a little one - I agonize over it for days.  I told a lie a few days ago and still cannot get over it; not… Continue reading Liar Liar, Pants on Fire

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Profile of a Douche

By douche, I of course mean a member of the male persuasion who has a natural propensity to being an asshole.  I do not mean that thing you irrigate parts of your body with, like that Summers Eve bottle I once got caught hiding under my bed, after stealing it from my mom to see… Continue reading Profile of a Douche

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The World Does Not Stop…

I'm not quite sure why this has happened, but more and more it seems that people have this weird idea that the world stops just because [fill in the blank] has happened to them.  To be honest (and I'm sure this will annoy some of you closest to me), it really makes me pause and… Continue reading The World Does Not Stop…