My birthday is coming up and the craziest thing has been happening: I’ve been telling people I’m turning a year older than I am actually turning. Either it’s the old … Continue reading I’m Offended. Here’s Why You Should Care.
I find the amount people in this world that lie without even having to think about it to be absolutely astonishing. And disturbing. When I tell a lie – even … Continue reading Liar Liar, Pants on Fire
By douche, I of course mean a member of the male persuasion who has a natural propensity to being an asshole. I do not mean that thing you irrigate parts … Continue reading Profile of a Douche
I’m not quite sure why this has happened, but more and more it seems that people have this weird idea that the world stops just because [fill in the blank] … Continue reading The World Does Not Stop…