My book is out! I could vomit with delight. With Easter around the corner, and my birthday earlier this week (my family - except for my kids - didn't do much, so I had to be real bitchy and crabby for a few days to make sure they knew I was pissed), I am a… Continue reading My Book Is Out, Here Are All The Ways You Can Get a Copy Of It
Hey guys! I'm hosting a photo caption contest over on Facebook. At the end of the contest, two winners will be selected at random to win a swag bag and a free copy of my new book. Here's the linkie to get in on the action; you MUST play along at least THREE DAYS over… Continue reading Photo Caption Contest: Day 1
Kidding. (Not kidding.) Okay you guys, my book was set to come out on Tuesday, June 4th. Tomorrow for me. Today at this point for some of you. Then I got an email today saying it would be delayed because of some bullshit on Amazon. I was so devastated. I threw myself around for about… Continue reading Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You
I'm at that time in the month when I really want to have a baby. My period just stopped. The hormones have yet to get back to normal, though, because it's really the last day of the cycle - so I'm weepy about it too. My ovaries are getting ramped up to fire out another… Continue reading How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps
...and my book is one of them! Seriously, faithful blog followers. I engaged in so much snark and sass last year I thought that the only way to best assemble it all into one place would be to do so in an eBook. And it's packed full of old as well as some new material… Continue reading There are few things you can get for $2.99 anymore…
