Mom. Writer. Misanthrope. Politico.
I am a homebody. That’s putting it nicely. I go out so infrequently that I went almost a year before needing an oil change in my car, based on mileage. … Continue reading 10 Reasons To Never Leave the House in 2016
I have a housekeeper, and I am not ashamed to admit it. I used to be ashamed to admit it. People would say in the whiniest voice imaginable: “why don’t … Continue reading Countdown to 2016, Part Two: Do Not Resolve To Clean More
New Year’s Resolutions are among the most irritating things to hear people talk about. Not only do very few people actually follow through on them, but it speaks of a … Continue reading Countdown to 2016, Part One: Do Not Resolve To Juice Cleanse
… SO ANGRY THAT I HAVE TO SCREAM IN CAPITAL LETTERS OVER THE INTERNET! Whew! That made me feel better. Now back to topic: It’s the new year. 2014. Yippity … Continue reading I AM VERY ANGRY ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT LOSS CAMPAIGN!
I don’t believe in New Years Resolutions. Never have. The crux of my argument is simple: if I want to be a better person in X area, I should just … Continue reading Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)
Do you like setting yourself up for failure? I sure know I do. I used to think that if I never tried at anything, then I would never fail. Then … Continue reading My Complete List of (Planned) 2013 Failures
Actually there are really TWO resolutions you should make, the first and very real being more generosity to the poor. The world economy is in a shit-tank, with over 80% … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 2: a Resolution You SHOULD Make
We’re four days to the New Year and I realized today that it is an absolute necessity that people not make resolutions this year. Seriously. Think about it – every … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 4: Resolution a’Don’t Do It
