I have a housekeeper, and I am not ashamed to admit it. I used to be ashamed to admit it. People would say in the whiniest voice imaginable: "why don't you just clean it yourself, I do!" Or: "I just couldn't trust someone else to do my job." And then I'd feel as though I… Continue reading Countdown to 2016, Part Two: Do Not Resolve To Clean More
Happy fucking New Years. Seriously. I hope you have a really nice fucking 2014. Eat a dick. That was directed at my 30-something friends, 30-something bloggy people, and 30-something colleagues in this illustrious career of a pajama jeans-wearing, ass-wiping Stay At Home Mom. The rest of you can skip the dick eating. Unless of course… Continue reading Just When I Thought My 30s Could Not Get Any More Annoying, New Years Eve 2013 Rolled On In
I don't believe in New Years Resolutions. Never have. The crux of my argument is simple: if I want to be a better person in X area, I should just do it. The new year is no more a new start than the morning is. It's just time and my philosophy degree tells me that… Continue reading Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)
Do you like setting yourself up for failure? I sure know I do. I used to think that if I never tried at anything, then I would never fail. Then I realized that never trying was in a sense failing too, so I started trying but realized that if I were to succeed then I… Continue reading My Complete List of (Planned) 2013 Failures
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Isn't that the stupidest question ever - what are you doing tonight at midnight? - said on New Years Eve as if there are any real original possibilities to that answer. Either people are going out with friends and family and getting wasted, going to a party with friends and family and getting wasted, going… Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 1: What are YOU doing tonight?
Actually there are really TWO resolutions you should make, the first and very real being more generosity to the poor. The world economy is in a shit-tank, with over 80% of the world's population living on far less than $10 a day. Only 20% of homeless people in the United States are actually mentally ill… Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 2: a Resolution You SHOULD Make