I have a housekeeper, and I am not ashamed to admit it. I used to be ashamed to admit it. People would say in the whiniest voice imaginable: “why don’t … Continue reading Countdown to 2016, Part Two: Do Not Resolve To Clean More
Happy fucking New Years. Seriously. I hope you have a really nice fucking 2014. Eat a dick. That was directed at my 30-something friends, 30-something bloggy people, and 30-something colleagues … Continue reading Just When I Thought My 30s Could Not Get Any More Annoying, New Years Eve 2013 Rolled On In
I don’t believe in New Years Resolutions. Never have. The crux of my argument is simple: if I want to be a better person in X area, I should just … Continue reading Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)
Do you like setting yourself up for failure? I sure know I do. I used to think that if I never tried at anything, then I would never fail. Then … Continue reading My Complete List of (Planned) 2013 Failures
This post has sadly been removed due to publication and copyright laws. You can still read it, though, by buying B(itch) Against the World for unlimited viewing, plus more great … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 0: 12 Confessions
Isn’t that the stupidest question ever – what are you doing tonight at midnight? – said on New Years Eve as if there are any real original possibilities to that … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 1: What are YOU doing tonight?
Actually there are really TWO resolutions you should make, the first and very real being more generosity to the poor. The world economy is in a shit-tank, with over 80% … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 2: a Resolution You SHOULD Make
I love my friends, particularly because they are just as bitchy as I am. The other day, I noticed one of my friends posted on Facebook about New Years and … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 3: Peter Griffen’s Holiday Rant
We’re four days to the New Year and I realized today that it is an absolute necessity that people not make resolutions this year. Seriously. Think about it – every … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 4: Resolution a’Don’t Do It
That’s right, b(itch)es – we’re having a New Years Countdown to 2012. Today is the first, although since it’s a countdown it will be (of course) Day 5: 5 days … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 5: the B(itch) Actually Did Things in 2011
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