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Screw You, Overachieving Self

Hey, self. How is your sexy ass doin'? Feelin' good? Feelin' great after you just had a bowl of marshmallows for breakfast, with two bites of a rotten banana, all swallowed down with a large Diet Coke? Feeling hot to trot in your yoga pants and White Sox t-shirt; the one with a hole in… Continue reading Screw You, Overachieving Self

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