Please Stop Telling Me I Should Do Things For A Living

The title, alone, sounds ridiculous. Please stop telling me I should do things for a living? What do I expect – to sit around and do nothing as a grown … Continue reading Please Stop Telling Me I Should Do Things For A Living

It’s Time We Get This Out In the Open, and Just Have the Talk About Baby Showers

I’ve kept my mouth shut about this for SO. LONG. But I just can’t keep it shut anymore. I consider it to be hazardous to my health to hold this … Continue reading It’s Time We Get This Out In the Open, and Just Have the Talk About Baby Showers

STFU Fridays: Party Season Is Over Just In Time For Bridal/Baby Season

So in the last six months we have celebrated: two birthdays (that I baked my eight hour cake for); an anniversary (that I baked another eight hour cake for); Halloween … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Party Season Is Over Just In Time For Bridal/Baby Season

STFU Fridays: And the award goes to …

GO FUCK YOURSELF!! The other night we watched this movie called Goats. It was actually a pretty good flick, although the mother of the main character was into this New … Continue reading STFU Fridays: And the award goes to …

STFU Fridays: All Hail Herr Nietzsche

For those of you that haven’t caught on yet, I went to graduate school in philosophy. Yes, I am one of those people. I think a lot. By a lot … Continue reading STFU Fridays: All Hail Herr Nietzsche

Screw You, Overachieving Self

Hey, self. How is your sexy ass doin’? Feelin’ good? Feelin’ great after you just had a bowl of marshmallows for breakfast, with two bites of a rotten banana, all … Continue reading Screw You, Overachieving Self

Well we can call that “the last Oscar Party we will ever throw”…

… or how about “the last PARTY FOR ANYTHING we will ever throw?” My husband and I used to be real party-throwers. A lot of people came. We had a … Continue reading Well we can call that “the last Oscar Party we will ever throw”…

New Years Countdown Series, Day 1: What are YOU doing tonight?

Isn’t that the stupidest question ever – what are you doing tonight at midnight? – said on New Years Eve as if there are any real original possibilities to that … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 1: What are YOU doing tonight?