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Please Stop Telling Me I Should Do Things For A Living

The title, alone, sounds ridiculous. Please stop telling me I should do things for a living? What do I expect - to sit around and do nothing as a grown ass adult? No. That's not what I mean at all. A couple weeks ago, we had a little family and friend get together for my… Continue reading Please Stop Telling Me I Should Do Things For A Living

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It’s Time We Get This Out In the Open, and Just Have the Talk About Baby Showers

I've kept my mouth shut about this for SO. LONG. But I just can't keep it shut anymore. I consider it to be hazardous to my health to hold this in any further. If, through the course of this, I in some way hurt your feelings, I wish I could apologize. But I can't. Instead… Continue reading It’s Time We Get This Out In the Open, and Just Have the Talk About Baby Showers

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STFU Fridays: Party Season Is Over Just In Time For Bridal/Baby Season

So in the last six months we have celebrated: two birthdays (that I baked my eight hour cake for); an anniversary (that I baked another eight hour cake for); Halloween (homemade costumes); Thanksgiving (handcrafted party to avoid having to do much on Thanksgiving, only to be expected to do much on Thanksgiving anyway); one birthday… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Party Season Is Over Just In Time For Bridal/Baby Season

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STFU Fridays: And the award goes to …

GO FUCK YOURSELF!! The other night we watched this movie called Goats. It was actually a pretty good flick, although the mother of the main character was into this New Age free-spirit thing. She did mental cleansing. She'd talk about her inner energy - very annoying. That said, there was one scene towards the end… Continue reading STFU Fridays: And the award goes to …

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STFU Fridays: All Hail Herr Nietzsche

For those of you that haven't caught on yet, I went to graduate school in philosophy. Yes, I am one of those people. I think a lot. By a lot I mean all the time. I took a little too much to heart the lesson in humility from Socrates, though, so I really do believe… Continue reading STFU Fridays: All Hail Herr Nietzsche

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Screw You, Overachieving Self

Hey, self. How is your sexy ass doin'? Feelin' good? Feelin' great after you just had a bowl of marshmallows for breakfast, with two bites of a rotten banana, all swallowed down with a large Diet Coke? Feeling hot to trot in your yoga pants and White Sox t-shirt; the one with a hole in… Continue reading Screw You, Overachieving Self

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Party Peeves

We went to a couple family parties this weekend. One was a Labor Day bar-b-que - which was relatively mild; the other was a family dinner in honor of the seventh birthday of my cousin's kid. These parties (the latter for the most part) inspired me to compile yet another list of pet peeves. Today… Continue reading Party Peeves