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No Such Thing As Global Climate Change, MY ASS

We've been in the throws of a heatwave for three weeks now. It's more like a heat tsunami. It's basically hell. We live in hell now. The issue, actually, isn't the heat or humidity - per se. It's the fact that fucking no one in this town has air conditioning; save for the newer houses… Continue reading No Such Thing As Global Climate Change, MY ASS

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It Could Always Be Worse

Have you ever had someone say that to you? You're having a bad day. You found out you have high blood pressure. You got into a car accident. Your company announced pay cuts. You're frustrated, you're tired, you need to vent, and so you meet up with friends or family for drinks and vent over beers;… Continue reading It Could Always Be Worse

California Lifestyle, Mom Life, Uncategorized

I Don’t Care About 3D Mascara, Jamberry Nails, Facials, ITWorks Wraps, or Beach Bodies

That may sound a little harsh. Of course I care about mascara, I wear it often enough to. Not often enough to obsessively buy your Younique 3D lash mascara that comes out with something new every two months. Not often enough to suddenly abandon my go-to make up brands for the occasional times that I… Continue reading I Don’t Care About 3D Mascara, Jamberry Nails, Facials, ITWorks Wraps, or Beach Bodies

Blogging and Writing, California Lifestyle, Uncategorized

The Dress is White and Gold, and By the Way It’s Also the End Of the World As We Know It

If I live a long life, I imagine myself to be like one of those old people in the movies - the narrators, the storytellers. You know, they always have one, final story to tell. The movie begins and ends with them. It's always about the defining moment in their lives, invariably unloaded onto some… Continue reading The Dress is White and Gold, and By the Way It’s Also the End Of the World As We Know It

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Confrontation At My Local Disney Outlet

I had forgotten how many assholes live in my community. For the last year or so, we have been really swamped. I mean really. Between my father having hip replacement, and us staying with him during rehabilitation; the decision to move closer to him for seven months while we got his home ready to sell;… Continue reading Confrontation At My Local Disney Outlet

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Dear Friends and Family, I Apologize For My Crap Cooking

You guys remember last week I was whining and bitching about how hardly anyone ate my appetizers, which I stated on more than one occasion I would be making and bringing to put in my homemade football stadium appetizer tray that all the kiddies (and my husband) had requested? And after Christmas I was heartbroken… Continue reading Dear Friends and Family, I Apologize For My Crap Cooking

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Just When I Thought My 30s Could Not Get Any More Annoying, New Years Eve 2013 Rolled On In

Happy fucking New Years. Seriously. I hope you have a really nice fucking 2014. Eat a dick. That was directed at my 30-something friends, 30-something bloggy people, and 30-something colleagues in this illustrious career of a pajama jeans-wearing, ass-wiping Stay At Home Mom. The rest of you can skip the dick eating. Unless of course… Continue reading Just When I Thought My 30s Could Not Get Any More Annoying, New Years Eve 2013 Rolled On In