Cold and flu season is in full swing (actually, it has been for a little over a month), so naturally this means our annual trek to the doctor when actually sick inevitably occurs. Because we homeschool, we don’t have quite all the health snafus that other families do; however, it still crops up. This brings …
That’s it! I’m fucking over it. I’m over the pumpkins. I’m over hayrides. I’m over corn mazes and train rides and face painting. I’m over the gourds shoved down my pants to look like I’ve got a huge penis. Okay I’ve never done that. But I’m over it all. I’m over pumpkin patches. Halloween …
We live in an apartment complex of some couple hundred places. There are town homes, condos, and apartments of all sizes. When we moved here – just in November of last year – we really liked it. The rent was affordable. The area was almost too quiet. There are pools, a work out room, and …
Yes, I did just title this blog post “Name That Wang.” Much to your chagrin though, faithful blog followers, I’m not that much of a pervert to post what you probably all thought I was posting. Or am I… Okay, now to the real topic: naming one’s wang or she-cave. Today I went to Kmart …
Time for another Pet Peeve … this one is really high up on my list, I would say about #3. This Pet Peeve, though, is a real blood pressure buster for me. It’s nothing compared to the “space between exclamatory sentence and exclamation point”-thing; and gossipers ‘aint got nothing on it either. What could be …
Just this week, I have had the great fortune of adding another pet peeve to my master list of peeves, a list that seems to be ever-growing by the day. The top peeves, of course, are matters of grammar. You all, faithful blog followers, know that I cannot stand text lingo (wat up wit u …
