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That belch tasted like rotten milk…

Six of the most horrific words to ever exit the mouth of another human being while sitting in an outdoor Johnny Rockets - a crowded public venue. The day was already bizarre enough as is. Every day seems to be here in beautiful and unpredictable-weathered California. We had an early morning phone call that swimming… Continue reading That belch tasted like rotten milk…

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Top 6 Reasons Your Hubs Ain’t All That

Multiple times during the week, now, I am woken by some sort of tragic event going on in my bed. Sometimes it's my husband spreading out like the entire California King is needed to fan all of his parts - pushing me to the small edge on my side of the bed. Other times he… Continue reading Top 6 Reasons Your Hubs Ain’t All That

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Pig flu, pig head

The CDC just released a zombie apocalypse preparedness memo on their blog and hoards of Americans are now scrambling around in terror over the fact that the CDC would give credit to such a thing. Okay, maybe it hasn't been in terror, but a lot of people are most certainly taking it seriously. Sad to… Continue reading Pig flu, pig head