I’m Offended. Here’s Why You Should Care.

My birthday is coming up and the craziest thing has been happening: I’ve been telling people I’m turning a year older than I am actually turning. Either it’s the old … Continue reading I’m Offended. Here’s Why You Should Care.

It’s Time To Talk About Maternal Mental Health, And Be Civilized About It

{Serious Post Alert} I am not one to pretend I know everything about the way the mind, or the body, or the world for that matter, works. But if there … Continue reading It’s Time To Talk About Maternal Mental Health, And Be Civilized About It

So I Guess I Have Three Kids Now

For two weeks, now, I’ve had a shocking revelation rise to the surface of my brain at least once a day. I mean I’ll just be going about my business … Continue reading So I Guess I Have Three Kids Now

Let Me Tell You Just How Much I Want To Hear Your Pregnancy Complaints

I don’t. I don’t want to hear your pregnancy complaints. I don’t want to hear about how you vomited six times because you smelled pineapple, which you used to love. … Continue reading Let Me Tell You Just How Much I Want To Hear Your Pregnancy Complaints

It’s Time We Get This Out In the Open, and Just Have the Talk About Baby Showers

I’ve kept my mouth shut about this for SO. LONG. But I just can’t keep it shut anymore. I consider it to be hazardous to my health to hold this … Continue reading It’s Time We Get This Out In the Open, and Just Have the Talk About Baby Showers

I watched Ricki Lake poop out a baby tonight…

…didn’t see that one coming, did you guys? To be fair, neither did I. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me first tell you all about how I got … Continue reading I watched Ricki Lake poop out a baby tonight…

3 People You Should Hide Your Early Pregnancy From

So I think I’m about to lose a lot of you as faithful blog followers. I say that because I’ve been thinking about the concept of the pregnancy announcement, and … Continue reading 3 People You Should Hide Your Early Pregnancy From

How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps

I’m at that time in the month when I really want to have a baby. My period just stopped. The hormones have yet to get back to normal, though, because … Continue reading How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps

“I’m Pregnant!”

Hah! Man … did I fool you suckers. There would be so many terrible, terrible; horrific things about me saying those words in earnest. For one, that would have necessarily … Continue reading “I’m Pregnant!”

Birthers Gone Wild

My first post on this new blog site was called¬†Birthers, and I have blogged on the topic many times since. ¬†Ultimately, I think that people today have taken having babies … Continue reading Birthers Gone Wild