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Tag: pregnant

By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on April 20, 2013April 20, 2013

3 People You Should Hide Your Early Pregnancy From

So I think I’m about to lose a lot of you as faithful blog followers. I say that because I’ve been thinking about the concept of the pregnancy announcement, and … Continue reading 3 People You Should Hide Your Early Pregnancy From

Categories: UncategorizedTags: babies, baby, baby announcement, comedy, dark satire, death, family, humor, life, lifestyle, loss, love, maternity, miscarriage, mom, mom blog, mommy, morality, motherhood, mothering, pregnancy, pregnant, satire
By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on April 4, 2013April 4, 2013

How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps

I’m at that time in the month when I really want to have a baby. My period just stopped. The hormones have yet to get back to normal, though, because … Continue reading How To Avoid Pregnancy In 6 Steps

Categories: UncategorizedTags: babies, birth, birth control, birthing, blogging, blogging books, book releases, book signings, books, children, comedy, comedy for moms, expecting, free, free stuff, giveaway, humor, kids, life, lifestyle, memoir, mom, mom blog, mom humor, mommy, moms, new books, parenting, parents, pregnancy, pregnant, surviving on cynicism and misanthropy, what to expect when expecting, writing
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