PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

Those of you that know me, or have been reading this blog for a while, know that I am not a fan of flatus jokes. You know what I’m talking … Continue reading PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

New Years Countdown Series, Day 2: a Resolution You SHOULD Make

Actually there are really TWO resolutions you should make, the first and very real being more generosity to the poor. The world economy is in a shit-tank, with over 80% … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 2: a Resolution You SHOULD Make

What I will do if your kid screams in my face or hits me again …

Long title, eh? ¬†Almost as long as my day. Today was another one of marathon activities: ¬†swim class, bubble baths, errands, art classes, and a puppet show at the library. … Continue reading What I will do if your kid screams in my face or hits me again …