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6 Things No One Told You About Becoming a Stay At Home Mom

When I became a Stay At Home Mom, I quickly learned that most people have absolutely no idea what it really means to be a Stay At Home Mom. I don't mean that they are missing something about how hard it is. Well, some are. A lot are... Some don't have much respect for it… Continue reading 6 Things No One Told You About Becoming a Stay At Home Mom

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My Christmas Wish List This Year

I wonder if I just became as obnoxious as Home Depot putting out their fucking Christmas decorations in July; or Target playing Christmas music in October. You know that Black Friday actually begins for many stores at 7 pm on Thanksgiving DAY, now, too. Retailers are literally ramming Christmas up our asses. In the interest… Continue reading My Christmas Wish List This Year

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6 Products I Would Make Sweet, Sweet Love To If They Were Men

I have no one to tell to shut the fuck up this week, for STFU Fridays that is. I mean I do, but I'm holding it off until later when perhaps certain factions of my personal life won't take it so ... personally. In the meantime I have come to realize my gross dependence on… Continue reading 6 Products I Would Make Sweet, Sweet Love To If They Were Men

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28 Imperative To-Dos

So yesterday was my birthday. Did any of you people get me a fucking birthday cake? No. No you didn't. To be fair, I didn't really announce that my birthday was coming up, quite like I did last year. When I turned 30, I wouldn't shut the hell up about it for about nine months… Continue reading 28 Imperative To-Dos

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Three Signs He Isn’t Cheating On You

A lot of people think my husband cheats on me. They have for a long time. I can tell with some, by the looks they give me. You know them: the looks of pity that this poor woman is just so stupid she doesn't see what's really going on. Others outright tell me. Sometimes my… Continue reading Three Signs He Isn’t Cheating On You

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Foods That Have Traumatized Me

This last few weeks was pretty stressful and full of sadness for me, after the passing of my grandfather and all the stuff that came after it. That meant for a lot of stomach upset, which culminated last night in horrible stomach traumas that I will just file under the category of: too much information… Continue reading Foods That Have Traumatized Me

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Funeral Fails

So I mentioned almost two weeks ago (the last time I blogged, actually): my grandpa passed away on February 6th. It's been very difficult to get through it - my grandparents and I have had a very special relationship from Day One. Fortunately, the funeral events are finally over with. Between my husband's uncle dying… Continue reading Funeral Fails