Mom. Writer. Misanthrope. Politico.
When I became a Stay At Home Mom, I quickly learned that most people have absolutely no idea what it really means to be a Stay At Home Mom. I … Continue reading 6 Things No One Told You About Becoming a Stay At Home Mom
I wonder if I just became as obnoxious as Home Depot putting out their fucking Christmas decorations in July; or Target playing Christmas music in October. You know that Black … Continue reading My Christmas Wish List This Year
I have no one to tell to shut the fuck up this week, for STFU Fridays that is. I mean I do, but I’m holding it off until later when … Continue reading 6 Products I Would Make Sweet, Sweet Love To If They Were Men
So yesterday was my birthday. Did any of you people get me a fucking birthday cake? No. No you didn’t. To be fair, I didn’t really announce that my birthday … Continue reading 28 Imperative To-Dos
A lot of people think my husband cheats on me. They have for a long time. I can tell with some, by the looks they give me. You know them: … Continue reading Three Signs He Isn’t Cheating On You
This last few weeks was pretty stressful and full of sadness for me, after the passing of my grandfather and all the stuff that came after it. That meant for … Continue reading Foods That Have Traumatized Me
So I mentioned almost two weeks ago (the last time I blogged, actually): my grandpa passed away on February 6th. It’s been very difficult to get through it – my … Continue reading Funeral Fails
For those of you that have read my book, listen carefully in my blogs, or know me personally, you know I majored in political science my first go around college. … Continue reading I Majored in Political Sexy
Hah! Man … did I fool you suckers. There would be so many terrible, terrible; horrific things about me saying those words in earnest. For one, that would have necessarily … Continue reading “I’m Pregnant!”
Well, faithful blog followers, this afternoon I saw the commercial for Paranormal Activity 4 and I was again reminded that I have a whole entire list of guilty pleasures, the … Continue reading My Complete List of Guilty Pleasures
I spent some time last night scoping out new blogs. A couple things led me to do this. First we watched Hachi, and Pookie cried all over the house for … Continue reading Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Me
Short answer: no. Long answer: sometimes. Before you dads out there get all your tails wadded up inside your assholes over how much I’m emasculating you, let me be … Continue reading Does Dad Ever Know Best?
