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So I almost vomited in the parking lot of my high school today…

We were driving around today, killing time and enjoying the seat warmers in our rental car, when all of a sudden I realized that we were in my hometown. The town I grew up in. Blast from the past, right? ERR. Wrong. Blast of puke from my mouth. Let me back track. Saturday we embarked… Continue reading So I almost vomited in the parking lot of my high school today…

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Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story

Those of you that follow me on Twitter and Facebook (if you aren't, well why the hell not?) have seen me bitching and griping all morning about how my mom was supposed to come over for breakfast around 10 o'clock and did not show up. Well, she eventually showed up, and in her grande, late… Continue reading Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story

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Why I Could Never Be a Golddigger

Note, this blogpost is not titled "why I don't think it's right to be a golddigger;" or "why I would never be a golddigger." It's Why I Could Never Be a Golddigger, which I'll get to in just a minute. Why I do think it's right to be a golddigger, quite simply put is because golddiggers get shit… Continue reading Why I Could Never Be a Golddigger

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My local taco shack now serves douchesauce

Yes, that's right: you faithful blog followers are getting a double dose of the B(itch) today for I have come to something of an epitome that cannot wait to be shared: apparently, my local taco shack now serves douchesauce. Awhile ago, I had a bad day and posted about it. Included in there was a pretty… Continue reading My local taco shack now serves douchesauce

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My Trailer Trash Mom Returns

Have you “liked” my blog on Facebook yet? No? Shame on you… Well, here’s something you can really do for me – click the link for Top Mommy Blogs dot com to register a vote for my site as one of the best. Thanks!! _________________________________________________________________________ It isn't often that you find a sequel that can be called good. Usually… Continue reading My Trailer Trash Mom Returns

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Christmas (sort of) in July

So last night I was still not giving much of a shit about parenting or cleaning up like a slave or anything, so I decided my husband and I should watch a movie on Netflix to bide the time until we went to bed and began another night of trying to abuse each other with… Continue reading Christmas (sort of) in July

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That belch tasted like rotten milk…

Six of the most horrific words to ever exit the mouth of another human being while sitting in an outdoor Johnny Rockets - a crowded public venue. The day was already bizarre enough as is. Every day seems to be here in beautiful and unpredictable-weathered California. We had an early morning phone call that swimming… Continue reading That belch tasted like rotten milk…