Two lesbians walk into a frozen yogurt shop…

So I was sitting at Topper’s Pizza today, minding my own business and trying to ignore my father’s incessant complaining and the Pookies whining about this being the last time … Continue reading Two lesbians walk into a frozen yogurt shop…

My Threesome With Pancho and Jesus; or, the Most Humiliating Day of My Life

I couldn’t decide what to title this blog post. I already wrote one early this morning, but then I experienced perhaps the most humiliating and simultaneously hilarious day of my … Continue reading My Threesome With Pancho and Jesus; or, the Most Humiliating Day of My Life

Am I A Ticking, Biological Time-Bomb? Short answer? Yes. Long answer…

Have you “liked” my blog on Facebook yet? No? Shame on you… Well, here’s something you can really do for me – click the link for Top Mommy Blogs dot com to register a … Continue reading Am I A Ticking, Biological Time-Bomb? Short answer? Yes. Long answer…

Dodger Fan Douchecan

I am from Chicago. I am not from Los Angeles. There is no way in hell I am going to be a Los Angeles fan. That means I do not … Continue reading Dodger Fan Douchecan