If My Crabbiness Increases At a Rate of 27% Per Hour, At What Point Will I Be Breathing Fire?

I’m not a fan of flipping-people-off-photos. Sure, if they are old grandmothers flipping people the bird, that’s funny. But typically when an adult or person of moderately “mature” age posts … Continue reading If My Crabbiness Increases At a Rate of 27% Per Hour, At What Point Will I Be Breathing Fire?

Take Me, Ryan Gosling! Take Me Here and Now!!

I am going to be honest with you faithful blog followers. I really and truly had no idea what the whole hub-bub was about with Ryan Gosling. Sure he’s hot. … Continue reading Take Me, Ryan Gosling! Take Me Here and Now!!

STFU Fridays: Rude Comments

Ugh. That is a new thing in our house. Everything that is disliked, annoying, arduous- just about anything distasteful – begins with a big, long “UGH.” It started when Pookies … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Rude Comments

My Complete List of (Planned) 2013 Failures

Do you like setting yourself up for failure? I sure know I do. I used to think that if I never tried at anything, then I would never fail. Then … Continue reading My Complete List of (Planned) 2013 Failures

STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?

Hah! I fucking wish! If I were 25 I’d be young, spry, and free of my four gray hairs. I would slap the shit out of myself for being so … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?

If I Could Dry Hump a Hobbit, and Other Monday Morning Revelations

There. I said it. Sometimes I turn the lights down real low. I light some candles. I put on something sexy. I break out the baby oil and the nearest … Continue reading If I Could Dry Hump a Hobbit, and Other Monday Morning Revelations

What’s the Deal, Mom Bloggers?

I know what you’re all thinking:  I’m probably about to alienate myself from the world of Mom Bloggers forever. I’m probably about to say something super bitchy, or downright rude. … Continue reading What’s the Deal, Mom Bloggers?

“I’m Pregnant!”

Hah! Man … did I fool you suckers. There would be so many terrible, terrible; horrific things about me saying those words in earnest. For one, that would have necessarily … Continue reading “I’m Pregnant!”

Fall Makes Me Homesick

Therefore, it needs to end now. I got really into fall at first. I do every year. I got the pumpkins. And the goards and shit. Halloween was a big … Continue reading Fall Makes Me Homesick