I’m not a big fan of talking to a lot of people in my everyday life. There aren’t many – mostly my mom (sometimes), my dad (too much), my husband … Continue reading Conversation Stoppers
I’ve been reading a lot about being a mom lately. It isn’t that I’m – like – researching it. It’s that a lot of people are writing about it. In … Continue reading 8 Ways I’m a Bad Mom
I’m not a fan of flipping-people-off-photos. Sure, if they are old grandmothers flipping people the bird, that’s funny. But typically when an adult or person of moderately “mature” age posts … Continue reading If My Crabbiness Increases At a Rate of 27% Per Hour, At What Point Will I Be Breathing Fire?
I am going to be honest with you faithful blog followers. I really and truly had no idea what the whole hub-bub was about with Ryan Gosling. Sure he’s hot. … Continue reading Take Me, Ryan Gosling! Take Me Here and Now!!
Ugh. That is a new thing in our house. Everything that is disliked, annoying, arduous- just about anything distasteful – begins with a big, long “UGH.” It started when Pookies … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Rude Comments
Do you like setting yourself up for failure? I sure know I do. I used to think that if I never tried at anything, then I would never fail. Then … Continue reading My Complete List of (Planned) 2013 Failures
Hah! I fucking wish! If I were 25 I’d be young, spry, and free of my four gray hairs. I would slap the shit out of myself for being so … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?
There. I said it. Sometimes I turn the lights down real low. I light some candles. I put on something sexy. I break out the baby oil and the nearest … Continue reading If I Could Dry Hump a Hobbit, and Other Monday Morning Revelations
I know what you’re all thinking: I’m probably about to alienate myself from the world of Mom Bloggers forever. I’m probably about to say something super bitchy, or downright rude. … Continue reading What’s the Deal, Mom Bloggers?
Hah! Man … did I fool you suckers. There would be so many terrible, terrible; horrific things about me saying those words in earnest. For one, that would have necessarily … Continue reading “I’m Pregnant!”
Therefore, it needs to end now. I got really into fall at first. I do every year. I got the pumpkins. And the goards and shit. Halloween was a big … Continue reading Fall Makes Me Homesick
I wrote a post quite a few years ago about reasons I’d want to be abducted by aliens, but then deleted it after some creepy Internet trolls commented that they … Continue reading Probe Me, Alien Life Form … Probe Me