I Went Camping And Survived

Okay, so let’s start this off by saying that to call what I did “camping” is a bit of a stretch. Four nights were in a hooked up RV with … Continue reading I Went Camping And Survived

I have some random things to complain about…

… so think I’ll do it here. Hope you guys don’t mind. It all started with – I think – the Superbowl. For one, I drank too much that day. … Continue reading I have some random things to complain about…

I Like The Cold

People always look at me like I’m a complete moron when I tell them that I like the cold. As in cold outside, you know: snow, sleet, wind chill. I … Continue reading I Like The Cold

Calling All Book Reviewing Bloggers…

… who don’t mind using the word “Bitch” in their blogs… I’m looking for five, fine and fancy free bloggers to make a solid commitment to review my book, coming … Continue reading Calling All Book Reviewing Bloggers…

Good News! The Porn Industry Is Coming To My Town!!

So we ran a couple of errands tonight. Those errands included: dropping a frozen turkey off at my dad’s house for Easter Sunday, getting the guinea pig birthday presents for … Continue reading Good News! The Porn Industry Is Coming To My Town!!

My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

Am I overwhelming you most faithful blog followers with too many posts? This is something like the fourth in two days, I’ve just really had a lot to say these … Continue reading My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

“Happy Humpday” and Other Terms That Weird Me Out (Part 1)

Today I was at Sports Authority, buying sweat socks and sunscreen for Pookie since tennis lessons resumed today, and one of the employees said to another employee that was heading … Continue reading “Happy Humpday” and Other Terms That Weird Me Out (Part 1)

My Super Sunday

Was it really super? Not sure. Probably not in the way that all of you faithful blog followers had a “super” Sunday. I did not watch the Super Bowl. I … Continue reading My Super Sunday

January Roundup: Blogging, New TV, and My Future Second Husband

Today is January 31st, which can only mean one thing: it’s time for January to officially go fuck off. You know, faithful blog followers, life sucks. There is no way … Continue reading January Roundup: Blogging, New TV, and My Future Second Husband

More Brain Gruel: Year of the Dragon, Family Drama, and a Startling Realization

Year of the Dragon Happy Lunar New Year, faithful blog followers! While celebrating the resetting of the Gregorian calendar on December 31st with shit loads of alcohol, whorish outfits, illegal … Continue reading More Brain Gruel: Year of the Dragon, Family Drama, and a Startling Realization