Buy My Memoir, Or Else I’ll…

… hunt you down and show you a picture of a cow giving birth to a pig. Okay, I guess I’ve already done that now. Gross, huh? … cry all day long until my screaming tears of pain and mental anguish are so loud the neighbors have me hauled off in an ambulance and a…

There is no room for literacy at my local pub…

Sadly, my local pub is apparently among those that prefer idiocy and ignorance to intelligence and education. Gladly, I don’t care if  anyone’s feelings are hurt that I honestly share my experience in coming to this conclusion. If you’re ever in California, don’t waste your time at Brendan’s Irish Pub and Restaurant (Camarillo, CA) if…

There are few things you can get for $2.99 anymore…

…and my book is one of them! Seriously, faithful blog followers. I engaged in so much snark and sass last year I thought that the only way to best assemble it all into one place would be to do so in an eBook. And it’s packed full of old as well as some new material…

Rather than planking or owling, how about reading a book?

This post has sadly been removed due to publication and copyright laws. You can still read it, though, by buying B(itch) Against the World for unlimited viewing, plus more great and new posts from 2011. And it’s only $2.99! Click the picture of the cover for more details!