Marie Kondo Opens Store and People Literally Implode From Stupidity, News At 11

If you’ve been on the Internet at any point this week, you know the big news, which is that Marie Kondo – the tidying, Shinto guru who went famous after … Continue reading Marie Kondo Opens Store and People Literally Implode From Stupidity, News At 11

Buy My Memoir, Or Else I’ll…

… hunt you down and show you a picture of a cow giving birth to a pig. Okay, I guess I’ve already done that now. Gross, huh? … cry all … Continue reading Buy My Memoir, Or Else I’ll…

There is no room for literacy at my local pub…

Sadly, my local pub is apparently among those that prefer idiocy and ignorance to intelligence and education. Gladly, I don’t care if ¬†anyone’s feelings are hurt that I honestly share … Continue reading There is no room for literacy at my local pub…

There are few things you can get for $2.99 anymore…

…and my book is one of them! Seriously, faithful blog followers. I engaged in so much snark and sass last year I thought that the only way to best assemble … Continue reading There are few things you can get for $2.99 anymore…

New Years Countdown Series, Day 5: the B(itch) Actually Did Things in 2011

That’s right, b(itch)es – we’re having a New Years Countdown to 2012. Today is the first, although since it’s a countdown it will be (of course) Day 5: 5 days … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 5: the B(itch) Actually Did Things in 2011

Rather than planking or owling, how about reading a book?

This post has sadly been removed due to publication and copyright laws. You can still read it, though, by buying B(itch) Against the World for unlimited viewing, plus more great … Continue reading Rather than planking or owling, how about reading a book?