Unless you live under a rock, or the only news you read yesterday was about how many models Leonardo di Caprio left a recent party with (the answer to that … Continue reading The Pen Is Not Mightier Than the Sword If It Is Silenced Forever. (On Charlie Hebdo.)
HA! Okay, first: I don’t hate gays. I love the gays. I love the straights too. I am a straight, I have a bagillion gay and lesbian friends. An old … Continue reading I Hate Gays Because FREE SPEECH; or, Why We Should All Get Over The Duck Dynasty Fad Already
Marriage sucks. I mean it’s got its perks (I have yet to find many). But it’s hard. My grandmother – married for 63 years before my grandfather passed away, just … Continue reading I don’t really understand why The Gays want to get married anyway …
Kill me, faithful blog followers. Fucking kill me. Kill me by inserting some large stick up my asshole, weedling it up there as high as you can before turning and … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Dinner Next to A’holes
Today I was talking with someone over a friend’s posting on Facebook about the Duggar family, who has made the news again after announcing the pregnancy of their twentieth child. … Continue reading When Does God Say to Go F*** Yourself?
Let’s get uncharacteristically serious for a second, here… It was really hot last week. I mean hot – like 95 degrees with humidity and no air conditioning-hot. Usually when that … Continue reading What it Really Means to be Gay