… so think I’ll do it here. Hope you guys don’t mind. It all started with – I think – the Superbowl. For one, I drank too much that day. That isn’t saying much for me, because I don’t drink a lot and I also am a super-duper lightweight. Nonetheless, I drank too much because…
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My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation
Am I overwhelming you most faithful blog followers with too many posts? This is something like the fourth in two days, I’ve just really had a lot to say these past few days. I promise, I’ll slow down (maybe). Went to dinner this evening. Just me and Pookies, which meant that it ended up being…
Some Kids Are Real A-holes
For God’s sakes! I just posted today’s blog post about big girl panties (which ended up being way more serious than I intended it to be), and then we went to lunch. You’d think that lunch would be pretty uneventful and not inspire me to come home and immediately write and publish another blog. But…
STFU Fridays: Guest-Starring the Back of My Hand
For today’s STFU Fridays, I have a special guest: the back of my hand. Yep! You got that right, I’m featuring people that need to Shut the Fuck Up, and apparently need to receive a good backhand to do so. Suggestive Sellers I don’t know about any of you, but I am getting sick and…
In-N-Out versus In-N-Out
Anyone that has been to California knows that one of the “must-dos” of the state is a trip to In-N-Out. Even if you don’t eat fast food, or you don’t eat meat, you still do it. They actually are very good at catering to people’s health and otherwise needs: they have a huge “secret” menu,…
That belch tasted like rotten milk…
Six of the most horrific words to ever exit the mouth of another human being while sitting in an outdoor Johnny Rockets – a crowded public venue. The day was already bizarre enough as is. Every day seems to be here in beautiful and unpredictable-weathered California. We had an early morning phone call that swimming…
Vacation Report 6: Chicago Food versus California Cuisine
So I’m pretty sure I have mentioned this before, but prior to our vacation to my sweet, home Chicago, I essentially starved myself for the months preceding so that I could eat whatever I wanted without worrying about returning to California in a hefty bag (for lack of any fitting clothing). While here, though, I…
The Male-Version Hooters, Where People Come for the Sausage
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Loud Mouth Lady
It sounds like a song, doesn’t it? Like I’m going to break out in that song from the wedding singer and continue on to call her the Sophisticated Momma. Well, faithful blog followers, I wish it were just a song I was referencing. Do I ever. But no, I am referencing an actual Loud Mouth…
