….which means I haven’t had much to say lately. Not because I’ve been on vacation, I just got here yesterday. No, I have had little to say on the ol’ bloggie lately simply because I was getting ready for the trip. Traveling is difficult even on your own. So I’m on vacation. Those of you…
Tag: rude people
STFU Fridays: Dinner Next to A’holes
Kill me, faithful blog followers. Fucking kill me. Kill me by inserting some large stick up my asshole, weedling it up there as high as you can before turning and maneuvering it around, causing my internal organs to twist and bend until they get tied up; then take the stick out and leave me to…
Trials and Tribulations of My Trailer Trash Mom’s Family
Ugh… So we went to my grandmother’s 85th birthday party yesterday. It was at the assisted living facility she and my grandfather live in – near our place, so not out of the way or anything. I baked the cake; and ended up baking two cakes (one for the adults, one for the kids). These…
My Conversation With Non-Hottie Maintenance Man
Big sigh full of bullshit, faithful blog followers. Big sigh of bullshit. So a few days ago we received a note on our front door. It read that the apartment complex is happy to announce they are participating in some energy efficiency program, and were therefore planning to come and install new lighting fixtures in…
Further Facebook Failures
Almost anyone that has blogged has posted – at least once – about Facebook. It’s a part of our daily stream of consciousness; and moreover, it’s a relevant topic. I’ve posted about it at least twice, maybe three times. My favorite was about how Zuckerberg’s got us all by the balls. Today I woke up…
My Day With the Local-Yocals
My husband always tells me that I look at the negative side of things. My response is typically “well, what positives can YOU find?!” – but then I invariably go back into the deep caverns of my self-conscious brain and wonder if that’s really true. Am I really a terribly negative person? Or am I…
Dining at its Finest
Hey you over there! Yeah, you! The complete douche in this restaurant, sitting at a table on his cell phone … you! The guy that is talking so loud I can hear the entire conversation; yeah, you know who you are. I actually feel like we have known each other for years at this point….
Dear Grocery Store Lady,
The following is an open letter to that annoying bitch that is always at the grocery store when I am there. She occasionally is old, sometimes young; she always pisses me off. If you are her, please take note. Dear Grocery Store Lady, Our unfortunate acquaintance began each time you cut me off while I…
