Tag: santa

Countdown to Christmas… How To Wrap Gifts

I hate the holidays. I mean, I think we’ve established that I hate pretty much everything. And everyone. And myself. But I really fucking hate the holidays. Some of you may or may not have been around here long enough to know all the fun details of my relationship with

Reason #123 why I shouldn’t be allowed to raise children…

… is of course that they turn into me. My darling Pookie home schools and so never gets much exposure outside of daily ME. Being gifted and stuck in a state with an awful paradigm of education, right now this seems to be the best choice, except for in one

Mrs. Claus Likes Her Whiskey Sour

Today when we went on our annual trip to get a photograph with Santa Claus at the mall, I realized that this is the last year we’ll be making such a pilgrimage. When we got there, I was quickly reminded of last year’s experience where Santa Claus continued to stumble

Four Holiday Mantras

Well, faithful blog followers, it looks like it’s going to be a long holiday season. ¬†Hunker down – just yesterday I saw some idiot had put up and already lit his Christmas lights, including a large Santa face on his roof. ¬†Everywhere you go, you are already inundated with holiday

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