Countdown to Christmas… How To Wrap Gifts

I hate the holidays. I mean, I think we’ve established that I hate pretty much everything. And everyone. And myself. But I really fucking hate the holidays. Some of you … Continue reading Countdown to Christmas… How To Wrap Gifts

Reason #123 why I shouldn’t be allowed to raise children…

… is of course that they turn into me. My darling Pookie home schools and so never gets much exposure outside of daily ME. Being gifted and stuck in a … Continue reading Reason #123 why I shouldn’t be allowed to raise children…

Mrs. Claus Likes Her Whiskey Sour

Today when we went on our annual trip to get a photograph with Santa Claus at the mall, I realized that this is the last year we’ll be making such … Continue reading Mrs. Claus Likes Her Whiskey Sour

Four Holiday Mantras

Well, faithful blog followers, it looks like it’s going to be a long holiday season. ┬áHunker down – just yesterday I saw some idiot had put up and already lit … Continue reading Four Holiday Mantras