Profile of a Douche
By douche, I of course mean a member of the male persuasion who has a natural propensity to being an asshole. I do not mean that thing you irrigate parts … Continue reading Profile of a Douche
By douche, I of course mean a member of the male persuasion who has a natural propensity to being an asshole. I do not mean that thing you irrigate parts … Continue reading Profile of a Douche
I’m not quite sure why this has happened, but more and more it seems that people have this weird idea that the world stops just because [fill in the blank] … Continue reading The World Does Not Stop…
Long title, eh? Almost as long as my day. Today was another one of marathon activities: swim class, bubble baths, errands, art classes, and a puppet show at the library. … Continue reading What I will do if your kid screams in my face or hits me again …
The origins of mankind trace back millions of years. Millions. Since the Industrial Revolution, the world population has boomed exponentially. Today, it is estimated that nearly every minute, another human … Continue reading Birthers