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I May Shop On Thanksgiving

How many friends will I lose over this one? What kind of a backlash will I receive by people that have followed my blog for years? Don't know. Don't care. Seriously - don't wear underwear. You see the thing is, I may shop on Thanksgiving. And I'm getting sick and goddamned tired of hearing about… Continue reading I May Shop On Thanksgiving

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My Christmas Wish List This Year

I wonder if I just became as obnoxious as Home Depot putting out their fucking Christmas decorations in July; or Target playing Christmas music in October. You know that Black Friday actually begins for many stores at 7 pm on Thanksgiving DAY, now, too. Retailers are literally ramming Christmas up our asses. In the interest… Continue reading My Christmas Wish List This Year

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Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 3: Will Everyone Shut Up About Black Friday Already?

Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 6: Cooking for Ungrateful People (STFU Fridays) was postponed because it contained a snarky, and yet scintillating, roast of a few of my favorite bloggers, one of whom's father had to unexpectedly undergo an emergency heart procedure to unblock some arteries. B(itch)log is happy to report he is on the mend, and… Continue reading Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 3: Will Everyone Shut Up About Black Friday Already?

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Random Things That Pissed Me Off This Week

I know ... such a bitchy way to title a blog post. Such a bitchy way to start anything, really; but I think we all have these lists. Lists of random shit that pissed us off this week. Here's mine. Is it anything like yours? People That Act Like Life Doesn't Suck a Big, Fat… Continue reading Random Things That Pissed Me Off This Week

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Christmas in September

So a few years ago I had the worst Christmas shopping season of my life. I couldn't find anything I wanted to get. I ended up spending thousands of dollars because I felt desperate and panicked to just get anything. And the day before Christmas Eve, I found out we would be expected to buy… Continue reading Christmas in September

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Did Somebody Say Aebleskiver Asylum?

Okay, I didn't really have any aebleskivers; yet, of course. And I'm not in an asylum. But yesterday I started off my three day tour of this strange Danish town by sharing with everyone the story of how my husband sent me to Solvang, CA, on a little bit of a "mental health retreat" since… Continue reading Did Somebody Say Aebleskiver Asylum?

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Did Someone Say Funky Pea Soup?

So if you aren’t following me on Facebook, you’ve missed some of the fun that has gone on in my terribly mundane life these last few weeks. Most importantly, you missed the part where I had a little bit of a meltdown because Pookies is on this 12 day trip away from me and we… Continue reading Did Someone Say Funky Pea Soup?