To say I have had a weird summer so far is a gross understatement of the situation at hand. My summer has been so strange, with odd events, weird injuries, … Continue reading The Russians Interfered With My Dog’s Mayoral Campaign (and I couldn’t even make this up if I tried)
I remember the general time period when I started to question whether or not my husband and I were drinking too much, too often. It wasn’t one incident in particular, … Continue reading Wine Is No Longer A Part of My Narrative
You guys, I don’t even *really* know what ISO means. I mean, like, I think it means in search of; but I also don’t know when is actually the most … Continue reading ISO Social Media Help (Because I’m Social Media Dumb)
Does anyone remember when people used to do that super annoying Facebook status thing, where they’d post a daily thing they’re thankful for every day in the month of November, … Continue reading All The Possible Reasons Everyone’s So Ungrateful All Of A Sudden
I always hear older people – like older, older; not me older, which I am clearly becoming – say that they have earned the right to complain. “I pay my … Continue reading I Have Earned the Right To Complain
I was called an idiot over social media today. Facebook. Comments. Big surprise. I had commented on one of the hundreds of articles shared this week regarding the death of … Continue reading We Need To Talk About Cecil
That may sound a little harsh. Of course I care about mascara, I wear it often enough to. Not often enough to obsessively buy your Younique 3D lash mascara that … Continue reading I Don’t Care About 3D Mascara, Jamberry Nails, Facials, ITWorks Wraps, or Beach Bodies
First, I’d like to get something out of the way: I’m sorry. I’m sorry if you participate in social media campaigns; if you participated in today’s big social media campaign … Continue reading 4 Things You Can Do Instead Of (Or In Addition To) Participating In Vacuous Social Media Campaigns
In the previous two years, I’ve made it sort of a tradition to talk crap about people that do that daily thankful post on Facebook. See post one here… See … Continue reading To All You Jerks Looking For Something To Be Thankful For…
There is a lot of crap on Facebook. It’s bad enough that Facebook often doesn’t work. That Facebook doesn’t let followers of your “like” pages see half your shit. That … Continue reading 5 More Pieces Of Crap On Facebook
I’m not sure if I’ve talked about political posters before, but we’re going to have a little elaboration today for STFU Fridays. I mean it seems only appropriate now that … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Political Posters
This post has sadly been removed due to publication and copyright laws. You can still read it, though, by buying B(itch) Against the World for unlimited viewing, plus more great … Continue reading Six Surefire Signs She’s Slutting Around on Facebook
Heather Christena Schmidt 