California Lifestyle, Mom Life, Suburbia, Uncategorized

My Kids’ Sports Are Starting To Drive Me Insane

This month - May - is National Tennis Mom's Month. At least that's what the USTA says, and since May is Mother's Day, it makes sense. I am a tennis mom. I drive my kids hundreds of miles a week, spend close to $2000 a month, and live my life on the sidelines as my… Continue reading My Kids’ Sports Are Starting To Drive Me Insane

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I Think I’m Becoming One Of Those Annoying Sports Parents

Seriously. I will not shut the fuck up about tennis (our chosen sport). That is the principal clue that I'm becoming one of those annoying sports parents. Tonight I was posting a photo to my Instagram page. After I checked in at the tennis courts on Facebook, of course. After the photo uploaded I looked… Continue reading I Think I’m Becoming One Of Those Annoying Sports Parents

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Dodger Fan Douchecan

I am from Chicago. I am not from Los Angeles. There is no way in hell I am going to be a Los Angeles fan. That means I do not like the Dodgers. I do not like the Angels either. Further, I cannot stand the Lakers (especially Kobe). The Kings are somewhat innocuous to me,… Continue reading Dodger Fan Douchecan

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If You Like Reading About Balls…

... well then you should consider reading my dad's new blog. He writes about all kinds of balls, actually. Not the kind I've implied here, though - the less horrifying ones. Baseballs. Footballs. Basketballs. Tennis balls. You get my drift. If any of you faithful blog followers have read my About Me page, you know… Continue reading If You Like Reading About Balls…

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Well, we can file this under ‘Reasons to Hate the Lakers’

My favorite time of the year has officially begun: basketball season. Having grown up with my father – a sports writer – I generally dislike most sports. It isn’t that I have a misunderstanding of sports, or that I prefer girly things to the sweaty, meaty masculinity of it all. It’s that I feel like… Continue reading Well, we can file this under ‘Reasons to Hate the Lakers’

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Stop Being Such a P*s*y

I'm not a fan of the p-word, but I feel it is in order at this point.  Stop being such a p*s*y! Who am I referring to, you might ask?  Men.  Not all men, just some.  Let me elaborate: I recently read an opinion piece by a CNN contributor, called Why Men Are in Trouble.  The… Continue reading Stop Being Such a P*s*y