STFU Fridays: Winter
Let’s just cut to the chase right here and now: if you are going to get all defensive and up in arms because I’m about to take all the people … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Winter
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STFU Fridays: Stop Judging Yourself
If I had a second middle name, it would be self-loathing. I hate myself probably more than I hate other people. If you know anything about me, you know that’s … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Stop Judging Yourself
Everyone Shut Up and Listen To Me – NOW (STFU Fridays)
I’m super cranky, faithful blog followers. So cranky I think the best way to describe my attitude would be as snarly, and my facial expression as sheer hatred. Of everything. … Continue reading Everyone Shut Up and Listen To Me – NOW (STFU Fridays)
STFU Fridays: Stop Blogging and Start Writing, People
Blogher13 is on. For those of you not into the whole blogging community thing, Blogher is an annual conference for … duh … bloggers. I’ve never been, so I won’t … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Stop Blogging and Start Writing, People
STFU Fridays: The Letter Of The Day Is F
I have had a really horrible week. Really awful. Everyone around me seems to be acting like an ungrateful asshole. My spaghetti sauce in the crockpot yesterday got ruined because … Continue reading STFU Fridays: The Letter Of The Day Is F
STFU Fridays: Inside Jokes
Seriously. Who over the age of five calls something an ‘inside joke?’ I’ll tell you who: Motherfucking douches Motherfucking morons Motherfucking elitists Motherfucking hipsters I am sure there are more, … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Inside Jokes
STFU Fridays: Dinner Next to A’holes
Kill me, faithful blog followers. Fucking kill me. Kill me by inserting some large stick up my asshole, weedling it up there as high as you can before turning and … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Dinner Next to A’holes
STFU Fridays: Party Season Is Over Just In Time For Bridal/Baby Season
So in the last six months we have celebrated: two birthdays (that I baked my eight hour cake for); an anniversary (that I baked another eight hour cake for); Halloween … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Party Season Is Over Just In Time For Bridal/Baby Season
STFU Fridays: And the award goes to …
GO FUCK YOURSELF!! The other night we watched this movie called Goats. It was actually a pretty good flick, although the mother of the main character was into this New … Continue reading STFU Fridays: And the award goes to …
STFU Fridays: Rude Comments
Ugh. That is a new thing in our house. Everything that is disliked, annoying, arduous- just about anything distasteful – begins with a big, long “UGH.” It started when Pookies … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Rude Comments
STFU Fridays: “Only Old Ladies Craft”
I am 30 years old. I have no more (less) than 4 grey hairs (the hair stylist says they were a fluke, because they never came back). I still wear … Continue reading STFU Fridays: “Only Old Ladies Craft”
STFU Fridays: Seasons Greetings, Faithful Blog Followers!
Seasons Greetings, and kiss my fucking ass that is! There has been a lot of talk about Christmas letters lately. Blogs are talking about them. People are talking about them. … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Seasons Greetings, Faithful Blog Followers!
