Newsletter #4: Recall, Do You Recall?

I saw a great meme this evening that encapsulates exactly the way I feel about life right now. What a goddamned shit show we are in, you know? I’m starting … Continue reading Newsletter #4: Recall, Do You Recall?

Newsletter #3: We Need To Talk About Accountability

Another week, another shit show. Around the World Well, this isn’t exactly around the world, but it’s certainly national news: Texas effectively overturned Roe versus Wade. I feel as though … Continue reading Newsletter #3: We Need To Talk About Accountability

Newsletter #2: In Which I Bailed For a Few Weeks

Well, you can all imagine the horror when, immediately upon starting a newsletter that was going to go out weekly, I immediately bailed for a whopping two weeks. Allow me … Continue reading Newsletter #2: In Which I Bailed For a Few Weeks

Newsletter #1: In Which We Establish Things

I’ve decided to jump on the weekly newsletter bandwagon. Everyone seems to be doing it, so why not follow the cool kids? Moreover, for myself, it’s an easy way to … Continue reading Newsletter #1: In Which We Establish Things

STFU Fridays: “Who Cares” About Kimye

There are two camps of people in this world: those that shout “who cares?” to all-things Kardashian, and those that stand in line for a couple of hours to ask … Continue reading STFU Fridays: “Who Cares” About Kimye

STFU Fridays: The Letter Of The Day Is F

I have had a really horrible week. Really awful. Everyone around me seems to be acting like an ungrateful asshole. My spaghetti sauce in the crockpot yesterday got ruined because … Continue reading STFU Fridays: The Letter Of The Day Is F

STFU Fridays: Inside Jokes

Seriously. Who over the age of five calls something an ‘inside joke?’ I’ll tell you who: Motherfucking douches Motherfucking morons Motherfucking elitists Motherfucking hipsters I am sure there are more, … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Inside Jokes

STFU Fridays: Party Season Is Over Just In Time For Bridal/Baby Season

So in the last six months we have celebrated: two birthdays (that I baked my eight hour cake for); an anniversary (that I baked another eight hour cake for); Halloween … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Party Season Is Over Just In Time For Bridal/Baby Season

STFU Fridays: Seasons Greetings, Faithful Blog Followers!

Seasons Greetings, and kiss my fucking ass that is! There has been a lot of talk about Christmas letters lately. Blogs are talking about them. People are talking about them. … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Seasons Greetings, Faithful Blog Followers!

STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut

Here I am. It’s Thursday night. I’m in my pajamas. As you see, no make up. I’m just hanging out. I’ve written a lot today – both a blog post, … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut