By Now, I Should Know Better Than To Leave The House When I’m Crabby

I woke up this morning in a bad mood. That’s actually a slight understatement, actually. I was so angry in the general sense that I continually thought to myself: “geez, … Continue reading By Now, I Should Know Better Than To Leave The House When I’m Crabby

The Dress is White and Gold, and By the Way It’s Also the End Of the World As We Know It

If I live a long life, I imagine myself to be like one of those old people in the movies – the narrators, the storytellers. You know, they always have … Continue reading The Dress is White and Gold, and By the Way It’s Also the End Of the World As We Know It

The Internet Is Full of Mean People and Bloggers, and the Two Are One In the Same

Everyone, whether they realize it or not, reads blogs. At least everyone that reads stuff on the Internet. A lot of times I very intentionally try to only read legitimate news … Continue reading The Internet Is Full of Mean People and Bloggers, and the Two Are One In the Same

Confrontation At My Local Disney Outlet

I had forgotten how many assholes live in my community. For the last year or so, we have been really swamped. I mean really. Between my father having hip replacement, … Continue reading Confrontation At My Local Disney Outlet

STFU Fridays: “Who Cares” About Kimye

There are two camps of people in this world: those that shout “who cares?” to all-things Kardashian, and those that stand in line for a couple of hours to ask … Continue reading STFU Fridays: “Who Cares” About Kimye

STFU Fridays: Winter

Let’s just cut to the chase right here and now: if you are going to get all defensive and up in arms because I’m about to take all the people … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Winter

I have some random things to complain about…

… so think I’ll do it here. Hope you guys don’t mind. It all started with – I think – the Superbowl. For one, I drank too much that day. … Continue reading I have some random things to complain about…

PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

Those of you that know me, or have been reading this blog for a while, know that I am not a fan of flatus jokes. You know what I’m talking … Continue reading PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

So I Now Realize How Annoying I Was When I Worked…

I’m a Stay At Home Mom, but that doesn’t mean I’ve been sitting on my ass, eating bon bons and shit since my high school graduation. In fact, it is … Continue reading So I Now Realize How Annoying I Was When I Worked…

If I Did Everything The Internet Told Me To Do This Week

Is it just me, or is shit getting real up on Facebook these days? Maybe it’s because I’ve been “liking” more pages lately, so more of their garbage is showing … Continue reading If I Did Everything The Internet Told Me To Do This Week

To All You Jerks Looking For Something To Be Thankful For…

In the previous two years, I’ve made it sort of a tradition to talk crap about people that do that daily thankful post on Facebook. See post one here… See … Continue reading To All You Jerks Looking For Something To Be Thankful For…

So I’m On Vacation…

….which means I haven’t had much to say lately. Not because I’ve been on vacation, I just got here yesterday. No, I have had little to say on the ol’ … Continue reading So I’m On Vacation…