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By Now, I Should Know Better Than To Leave The House When I’m Crabby

I woke up this morning in a bad mood. That's actually a slight understatement, actually. I was so angry in the general sense that I continually thought to myself: "geez, Heather...you're being pretty bitchy this morning." And to be honest, it was entirely my fault. I opted to sleep in bed last night, instead of… Continue reading By Now, I Should Know Better Than To Leave The House When I’m Crabby

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Blogging and Writing, California Lifestyle, Uncategorized

The Dress is White and Gold, and By the Way It’s Also the End Of the World As We Know It

If I live a long life, I imagine myself to be like one of those old people in the movies - the narrators, the storytellers. You know, they always have one, final story to tell. The movie begins and ends with them. It's always about the defining moment in their lives, invariably unloaded onto some… Continue reading The Dress is White and Gold, and By the Way It’s Also the End Of the World As We Know It

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The Internet Is Full of Mean People and Bloggers, and the Two Are One In the Same

Everyone, whether they realize it or not, reads blogs. At least everyone that reads stuff on the Internet. A lot of times I very intentionally try to only read legitimate news articles. I scope out particular sites I know to be traditional media; and then about a quarter of the way in I realize that I'm… Continue reading The Internet Is Full of Mean People and Bloggers, and the Two Are One In the Same

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Confrontation At My Local Disney Outlet

I had forgotten how many assholes live in my community. For the last year or so, we have been really swamped. I mean really. Between my father having hip replacement, and us staying with him during rehabilitation; the decision to move closer to him for seven months while we got his home ready to sell;… Continue reading Confrontation At My Local Disney Outlet

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STFU Fridays: “Who Cares” About Kimye

There are two camps of people in this world: those that shout "who cares?" to all-things Kardashian, and those that stand in line for a couple of hours to ask acne-ridden Khloe for her autograph at a Laker game. I've blogged about these people before, and I'm fairly certain that I said a number of… Continue reading STFU Fridays: “Who Cares” About Kimye

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STFU Fridays: Winter

Let's just cut to the chase right here and now: if you are going to get all defensive and up in arms because I'm about to take all the people whining and griping about winter, and shit, to task - just stop. Stop right now. Go back to your fucking pity party, where you sit… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Winter

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I have some random things to complain about…

... so think I'll do it here. Hope you guys don't mind. It all started with - I think - the Superbowl. For one, I drank too much that day. That isn't saying much for me, because I don't drink a lot and I also am a super-duper lightweight. Nonetheless, I drank too much because… Continue reading I have some random things to complain about…