Big Kids, California Lifestyle, Holidays, Mom Life, Suburbia, Uncategorized

I Went Camping And Survived

Okay, so let's start this off by saying that to call what I did "camping" is a bit of a stretch. Four nights were in a hooked up RV with running water, air conditioning, and electricity; in an RV park with free Wifi by the beach. Two nights were in a hotel. Regardless of those… Continue reading I Went Camping And Survived

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Suburbia, Uncategorized

No Such Thing As Global Climate Change, MY ASS

We've been in the throws of a heatwave for three weeks now. It's more like a heat tsunami. It's basically hell. We live in hell now. The issue, actually, isn't the heat or humidity - per se. It's the fact that fucking no one in this town has air conditioning; save for the newer houses… Continue reading No Such Thing As Global Climate Change, MY ASS

California Lifestyle, Uncategorized

Summer Is Basically the Worst Right Now

  IT IS SO FUCKING MISERABLE OUTSIDE. Ok...to be fair, it really isn't entirely miserable. I mean, it's not like in the south where it's 100 degrees and humid. It's not the Midwest either, and it's certainly not equator-weather. Nonetheless, it's hot out; hot for coastal California. And it's humid; and basically no one has… Continue reading Summer Is Basically the Worst Right Now

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Saying Goodbye to Summer

I don't mean "saying goodbye to summer" as in it's nice and cool and you can all break out your Uggs and seven-layered scarves and crap. No, no - as I sit here and think about changing my shirt since the boob sweat has now soaked through - no, I don't mean that. I mean… Continue reading Saying Goodbye to Summer

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Losing Touch With the World

Today was Day 1 of Week 2 in "My Kid Is Better Than Yours Hell." For those of you that don't know what I am talking about because you haven't been keeping up on my blog lately, every summer there is this crunch time in which all of the extra-curricular and other community activities we… Continue reading Losing Touch With the World