Sorry for that whole censorship ‘o’ the title thing, but a lot of times blog posts won’t make it into email boxes if they have swear-y words in the title. … Continue reading It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like F&ck This
Every year, I see all of these posts on Facebook and other social media sites going around about companies choosing to not be open on Thanksgiving, so that employees can … Continue reading REMINDER: Not Having To Work On Thanksgiving Is A Privilege
Shocking, I know. You are capable of being something – anything – without posting it on the Internet. A lot of people are doing that whole month long grateful post … Continue reading REMINDER: You Do Not Have To Post On Facebook To Be Grateful
I am literally shitting pumpkin spiced foods and beverages out my ears at this point, that is how much I am up in this fall business. I have been for … Continue reading It’s Pumpkin Spice Equinox, Bitches.
It’s the 21st century, and I would wager a bet that there is one thing historians will one day point to as defining these earliest decades of the age: the … Continue reading All I Want For Christmas Is For The Holiday Debating To Stop
Ugh. I am so sick and tired of people and their popular shit to be upset about on the Internet. Like really. As many of you know, Halloween was just … Continue reading Repeat After Me: It’s OK If People Want To Do Christmas Early
Does anyone remember when people used to do that super annoying Facebook status thing, where they’d post a daily thing they’re thankful for every day in the month of November, … Continue reading All The Possible Reasons Everyone’s So Ungrateful All Of A Sudden
People always look at me like I’m a complete moron when I tell them that I like the cold. As in cold outside, you know: snow, sleet, wind chill. I … Continue reading I Like The Cold
How many friends will I lose over this one? What kind of a backlash will I receive by people that have followed my blog for years? Don’t know. Don’t care. … Continue reading I May Shop On Thanksgiving
In the previous two years, I’ve made it sort of a tradition to talk crap about people that do that daily thankful post on Facebook. See post one here… See … Continue reading To All You Jerks Looking For Something To Be Thankful For…
Sometimes I wonder how – as Americans – we can pride ourselves on education and history, and yet at the same time completely ignore facts. You can say this for … Continue reading Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 2: Teaching With Turkey
Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 6: Cooking for Ungrateful People (STFU Fridays) was postponed because it contained a snarky, and yet scintillating, roast of a few of my favorite bloggers, one of … Continue reading Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 3: Will Everyone Shut Up About Black Friday Already?