Ugh. I am so sick and tired of people and their popular shit to be upset about on the Internet. Like really. As many of you know, Halloween was just a couple of days ago. I, personally, had a great Halloween. As in, I didn't do shit. My kids dressed up in their annual themed… Continue reading Repeat After Me: It’s OK If People Want To Do Christmas Early
Does anyone remember when people used to do that super annoying Facebook status thing, where they'd post a daily thing they're thankful for every day in the month of November, leading up to Thanksgiving? If you aren't from America, perhaps you've been spared this glad-handed way of humble-bragging that people used to do. You, dear international… Continue reading All The Possible Reasons Everyone’s So Ungrateful All Of A Sudden
People always look at me like I'm a complete moron when I tell them that I like the cold. As in cold outside, you know: snow, sleet, wind chill. I get jealous when I see that there are blizzards going on somewhere in the world. I live in California. Particularly, Southern California. We have one… Continue reading I Like The Cold
How many friends will I lose over this one? What kind of a backlash will I receive by people that have followed my blog for years? Don't know. Don't care. Seriously - don't wear underwear. You see the thing is, I may shop on Thanksgiving. And I'm getting sick and goddamned tired of hearing about… Continue reading I May Shop On Thanksgiving
In the previous two years, I've made it sort of a tradition to talk crap about people that do that daily thankful post on Facebook. See post one here... See post two here... It always goes the same (the posts on Facebook): Day 1 Then by a week in, Day 7 Somewhere around Thanksgiving, they've… Continue reading To All You Jerks Looking For Something To Be Thankful For…
Sometimes I wonder how - as Americans - we can pride ourselves on education and history, and yet at the same time completely ignore facts. You can say this for just about anything we deal with in American culture - politics, medicine, social norms. But for now let's stick to the genocide of the Native… Continue reading Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 2: Teaching With Turkey
Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 6: Cooking for Ungrateful People (STFU Fridays) was postponed because it contained a snarky, and yet scintillating, roast of a few of my favorite bloggers, one of whom's father had to unexpectedly undergo an emergency heart procedure to unblock some arteries. B(itch)log is happy to report he is on the mend, and… Continue reading Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 3: Will Everyone Shut Up About Black Friday Already?